I still live today with my mom sending me, you know, Hebrew Scriptures or phrases or celebrating. — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I knew of like - I remember, for most of my life, I grew up, and "Knight Rider" was, you know -… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I think when you look at religion, you look at where Christianity came from. You know, my mom delved deeper into that.… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
When I wrote the book, I thought that I was the hero of my story. And in writing it, I came to… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I think all of us should seek help, and not help is in a - you know, help shouldn't be seen as… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
We all do that as human beings, you know? It's what my mom would call shopping on an empty stomach. You're going… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I don't think things are getting more insane. I do know that the country is more divided than it's ever been. Tensions… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
Whatever it was, my mom said, I'm going to seek out more. And so I was constantly confused, which is sometimes a… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I know that I cannot change the entire world, but I've always believed I can at least affect change in my world. — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I think we need to get rid of is improving our minds and our mental health. You know, when when you suffer… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
A lot of black people worked with the police as snitches. We used to call them bimpees where I grew up. And,… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
It was just how my parents treated me. It was the world they decided to show me. I was really sheltered. My… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I think it's despicable. I also think it's frightening that we seem to live through history over and over again. And I… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I always say to people, you know - someone goes, oh, well, what are you going to do about terrorist attacks and… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
Even now in America, you know, when people say they hate immigrants, they're not referring to a Canadian immigrant. You know, they're… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I often feel like the woman in your life is your driving force. She's your muse. She plays a big role in… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
[I had Bar mitzvah ]it was just me and my mom. And she's celebrating. And she's reading things to me in Hebrew.… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
The police [in South Africa] would check in on you randomly. And they would come into the house, and they would look… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
One day as a young man, I was walking down the streets. And a group of Zulu guys was walking behind me… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I was like, wow, this guy's [Donald Trump ] going to do well. And I remember people laughed at me. People were… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I was really lucky in that my mom and dad never got caught in the act, so to speak. So my mom… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I think it was something I inherited from my mother, who learned to do it. You know, I, like a baby duckling,… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
At the same time, you had Barack Obama as a president. You had Hillary Clinton on track, all the Democrats looking good.… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
[ My mother] went, OK, I've read the Bible. I've read the Bible again. I'm reading the Bible again. OK, let me… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
If he says that, if he wins, he's going to, you know, dismantle the libel laws and come after the newspapers, I… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I know that in South Africa, we were in that space, and we're still suffering from that space. And that was where… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I just had - we had instances - like, for instance, when I turned 13, she threw me a bar mitzvah. But… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
[Donald] Trump ditched his press pool. That's just stupid and funny. Get over it. You know, [Bill] Clinton ditched his press pool.… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I had some people who disagreed with me here or there - but nothing as strong as I've received, you know, coming… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
You get help at the gym. No one complains about that. You get help from your trainer. That's commonplace, and I think… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I think it does because if you think of where "The Daily Show" was when I inherited it from Jon Stewart, I… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
“My family had been denied the things his family had taken for granted. I had a natural talent for selling to people, but without… — Trevor Noah Copy Share
When you see someone as a human being, you begin to understand most people are doing what they believe is right. I ask myself,… — Trevor Noah Copy Share
I guess that is the strange part of the human brain that people have studied for eons - is hatred and self-hatred. You can… — Trevor Noah Copy Share
“Whilst my mother couldn't give me access to the world, she at least made sure to let me know it existed. A kid cannot… — Trevor Noah Copy Share
“When you make the effort to speak someone else’s language, even if it’s just basic phrases here and there, you are saying to them,… — Trevor Noah Copy Share
I want to be in a position where I get to start off fresh. I don't have any preconceived notion of how I should… — Trevor Noah Copy Share
It's very rare to find a place where news itself has a political bent. Normally, let's say in the U.K. for instance, newspapers might… — Trevor Noah Copy Share
I was lucky to come along for the ride. [My mother] really is an amazing woman. And the world we lived in in South… — Trevor Noah Copy Share
When I first came to the U.S. - because I do accents and I've traveled the world. I have friends of almost every single… — Trevor Noah Copy Share
If the police believed that they were planning any form of resistance against the state, then you were just gone. Nobody knew where you… — Trevor Noah Copy Share
“I remember the thing that caused the trauma, but I don't hold on to the trauma. I never let the memory of something painful… — Trevor Noah Copy Share
“Language brings with it an identity and a culture, or at least the perception of it. A shared language says “We’re the same.” A… — Trevor Noah Copy Share
My mom would spend a week in jail. She would spend a day in jail here - a week again, a week and a… — Trevor Noah Copy Share
I knew of like - I remember, for most of my life, I grew up, and "Knight Rider" was, you know - David Hasselhoff… — Trevor Noah Copy Share
“The hood was strangely comforting, but comfort can be dangerous. Comfort provides a floor but also a ceiling.” — Trevor Noah Copy Share
![“[I had Bar mitzvah ]it was just me and my mom. And she's celebrating. And she's reading things to me in Hebrew. I don't know what's going on. And she's telling me that now I'm a man. And I'm like, does that mean I have no chores? And she's like, no, you still have chores, but you're a man. I…” quote by Trevor Noah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a57/trevor-noah-1603_bar-mitzvah_i-had-bar-mitzvah-it-was-just-me-and-my_2172412.jpg)
![“The police [in South Africa] would check in on you randomly. And they would come into the house, and they would look through that registry and look at all the names of all the people who were registered to be living in the house. And they would, you know, cross-reference that with the actual…” quote by Trevor Noah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56c/trevor-noah-1603_checks_the-police-in-south-africa-would-check-i_2300959.jpg)
![“I was like, wow, this guy's [Donald Trump ] going to do well. And I remember people laughed at me. People were like, oh, you silly ignorant person who's just come to this world. You clearly shouldn't be at "The Daily Show" 'cause you don't know what you're talking about. And I was like, but I…” quote by Trevor Noah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b0/trevor-noah-1603_causes_i-was-like-wow-this-guy-s-donald-trump-g_1696351.jpg)
![“[ My mother] went, OK, I've read the Bible. I've read the Bible again. I'm reading the Bible again. OK, let me - where does this Bible come from? What does this Old Testament speak - who are the Israelites? Who - what is Judaism? And then she went, and I'm going to study that. And, you know, she…” quote by Trevor Noah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86e/trevor-noah-1603_bible_my-mother-went-ok-i-ve-read-the-bible-i_2745535.jpg)
![“[Donald] Trump ditched his press pool. That's just stupid and funny. Get over it. You know, [Bill] Clinton ditched his press pool. This is something presidents do sometimes. Don't make everything that Trump does a scandal because what'll happen is you'll diminish the real scandals, you know?…” quote by Trevor Noah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d0/trevor-noah-1603_bills_donald-trump-ditched-his-press-pool-that_2284468.jpg)
