I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
It gets scary when you're dealing with people who don't know how to separate fact from fiction. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Who's coming with me? I don't know where I'm going, but who's coming with me? — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Most people don't know what's happening around them because they're just speeding through life. And before they know it, they're just old.… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
My voice is very distinct. People hear Tracy Morgan's voice, and they know Tracy Morgan right off the bat because I've been… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The truth is, I've never thought of myself as the Michael Jordan of comedy. And that's a good thing. You know why?… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Anybody who's lived in the ghetto knows that you don't move during the daytime. Here's why: You don't want anyone to know… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I guess I'm entertaining; I guess I'm interesting. I guess the things that I say sell papers. I guess they sell magazines.… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
There's nothing in the world like live entertainment. With TV, you have to wait for your results; with live entertainment, people let… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the writers cast me into… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
It's very important to be in your child's life and know what's going on and be there with them. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying? — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I was moved… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others, — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
Anybody who's lived in the ghetto knows that you don't move during the daytime. Here's why: You don't want anyone to know you're leaving,… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
