I'm sorry I can't be that perfect girl you've always dreamed of. But I don't know why I'm apologizing. It's your loss, not mine. — Blondie Copy Share Image
“Okay, let's cut the chatter. Open Mike Night's not 'til Tuesday.' Ruby's voice broke in. He must have had a van full of people to do that, as he normally let the comedians in the group rant away at will.… — Vincent H. O'Neil Copy Share Image
