“The world's most bada** Viking yard gnome is on the counter by the cash register using a dinner plates as a shield and a steak knife as a sword” — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“Chloe’s face lit up. “How about a sword?” she suggested. “Not until you hold a knife. If I give you a sword, you’ll probably stab the ground and walls,” I laughed.” — Eric Adrian, Shifting Copy Share Image
