Kitten Quotes · Page 7

You got barn cats and you want to make them tamed, you need to get them as kittens.

— Temple Grandin

“The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually becomes a cat.”

— Ogden Nash

Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.

— Anonymous

Every natural movement is graceful. Did you ever watch a kitten at play?

— Anna Cora Mowatt

Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!"

— Mitch Hedberg

[My kitten] is dressed in a tortoise-shell suit, and I know you will delight in her.

— William Cowper

“You call that begging? Oh, Kitten, you can do better than that...”

— Jeaniene Frost

Riley. How bad has it been?" "Just fabulous. The demonic kitten really made my night.

— Jana Oliver

Emotionally involving the audience is easy. Anybody can do it blindfolded: get a little kitten and have some guy wring its neck.

— George Lucas

Nothing is important, so people, realising that, should get on with their lives, go mad, take their clothes off, jump in the…

— Anonymous

They are presented attractively for the same reason that kittens are cute - so that they can draw you in, then pounce…

— Brandon Sanderson

“Precious," the cat said and leaned forward, angling his head. Shane longed for the cat's kiss, but instead the cat bent to…

— Kari Gregg

... no wisdom that [my kitten] may gain by experience and reflection hereafter will compensate for the loss of her present hilarity.

— William Cowper

Every time a boy falls off a tricycle, every time a black cat has gray kittens, every time someone stubs a toe,…

— Al Capone

They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the…

— Malcolm X

Minimize your therbligs until it becomes automatic; this doubles your effective lifetime - and thereby gives time to enjoy butterflies and kittens…

— Robert A. Heinlein

“I stare past her at the inspirational kitten posters. There's one of a soaking-wet kitten climbing out of a toilet with the…

— Robin Stevenson

I find it so funny that for the first time in history, people have access to this great equalizer in the Internet,…

— Alan Palomo

“Scuse me, my lady," the boy said, "but we thought ye'd want ter know that tha' new stray, the black wot's been…

— Tracy Anne Warren

Giving a reader a sex scene that is only half right is like giving her half a kitten. It is not half…

— Sandra Newman

Mew," the kitten retorted, locking gazes with him. It had the expression common to all kittens, that of a tyrant in the…

— Scott Lynch

I'm glad you're still upright, Charles, and the only reason you are is because she didn't have any silver. She'd have staked…

— Jeaniene Frost

Had I lived in Norman and those bands hadn't existed, who knows where I'd be, I might be doing something awful; I…

— Josh Jones

I shudder to think. I might wear lace collars and laugh flower petals and pearls. People might try to pat me. I…

— Laini Taylor

People attain worth and dignity by the multitude of decisions they make from day to day.

— Rollo May

Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it.

— Robert A. Heinlein

“One minute sweet and nice, like a lovable little kitten, the next she'd give you a pop in the jaw if you…

— Kiki Hamilton

No wisdom that she may gain by experience and reflection hereafter, will compensate the loss of her present hilarity.

— William Cowper

“Tall, dark and handsome was hot. Tall, dark, and handsome with a nestled kitten? Atomic. ”

— Chloe Neill

“God kills a kitten every time a girl masturbates. Save a kitten—sleep with me.” —Caine Deathwalker”

— Morgan Blayde

“The purring kitten on her shoulder and the beauty of the day rinsed away her gloom on the walk home.”

— Tara Maya

One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it-- it was the black kitten's fault entirely.

— Lewis Carroll

When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go…

— Joaquin Phoenix

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there.

— Agnes Repplier

My sister found a kitten on the road and it's so fucking cute aweawe I love it. Asdfghjkl.

— Lynn

“Under the damage, he could still see Kitten, surviving despite it all.”

— C.J. Roberts

She's so adorable! Showing me her kitten! Hahaha :') <3 Too cute :P

— Jazzy

“Kitten," he murmured. "You know how much I like it when you say hi this way”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Even a heart of a kitten is reliable, if you know how to rely on”

— Munia Khan

I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten... and his opinion is that I have been given to him.

— Evelyn Underhill