Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of decision, sat down to wait, and waiting died. — Sam Ewing Copy Share
Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long. — Sam Ewing Copy Share
The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it. — Sam Ewing Copy Share
We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit. — Sam Ewing Copy Share
If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it. — Sam Ewing Copy Share
Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer… — Sam Ewing Copy Share
The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar. — Sam Ewing Copy Share
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'. — Sam Ewing Copy Share
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours. — Sam Ewing Copy Share
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. — Sam Ewing Copy Share
