There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there's two to love! — Jerry Smith Copy Share Image
Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure. — Jerry Smith Copy Share
A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know… — Jerry Smith Copy Share
Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need. — Jerry Smith Copy Share
May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future's veil and show, What fate now holds for you? — Jerry Smith Copy Share
To play with ten players for over half of the match is never going to be easy against anybody, particularly on their home field.… — Jerry Smith Copy Share
A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash merry folk… — Jerry Smith Copy Share
Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive. — Jerry Smith Copy Share
