Beyonce says Kim Kardashian makes it looks so effortless when it comes to being beautiful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I had Kim Kardashians talent of not having any talent and making money out of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Where can I get one of those Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're sad about being single this holiday season, remember that even Kim Kardashian is unmarried 293 days a year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hurricane Sandy blows loads of guys and is all over the TV....Sounds like Kim Kardashian to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
