“Any self respecting Scot knows that a good tartan is the solution to everything: it tells you where you are, where you belong, who your friends and family are. Forget the Vikings: those guys just can"t hold a candle to… — Trisha Telep Copy Share Image
“Down in the willow garden where me and my love did meet There we sat a-courting My love fell off to sleep I had… — Trisha Telep Copy Share Image
“There is no difference 'twixt you and 'twixt me, save that one stands and one sits when we pee.” — Trisha Telep Copy Share Image
“Any self respecting Scot knows that a good tartan is the solution to everything: it tells you where you are, where you belong, who… — Trisha Telep Copy Share Image
