Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself. I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive. — Abe Burrows Copy Share Image
I prefer sidekick. I tried once for the title of Padawan, but Bubba wigged out saying that mentors are always killed off… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
[During the second Sudanese Civil War] what was actually killing us wasn't the Muslims, wasn't the Arabs. It was somebody sitting somewhere… — Emmanuel Jal Copy Share Image
When we accept bad art because it's good politics, we're killing the swan to feed the chickens. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
You can't just go around killing people. You're right. You can't go around killing people. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Killing for ideas is the most dangerous form of killing at all. Being willing to die for your ideas rather than your… — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
In the Middle East, the opposition is quite different than the opposition in advanced countries. In our countries, the opposition takes the… — Muammar al-Gaddafi Copy Share Image
That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues. — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
Being capable of anything is a bullshit concept, unless it means you also admit that you're capable of cheating, lying and killing. — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
“Liberty medals...Are they trying to bribe me with coloured ribbons? I wouldn't kill a man for one of those things. Or go… — Väinö Linna Copy Share Image
It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
What is fetus farming? Simply put, it is the creation and development of a human fetus for the purposes of later killing… — Nathan Deal Copy Share Image
The only difference between street fighting and boxing is there a ref there from stopping me from killing you — Marvin Hagler Copy Share Image
I hate being the only mortal in a gathering full of Immortals who think killing each other cleverly is the height of… — Michelle Sagara Copy Share Image
Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
You’ve thrown down the gauntlet. You’ve brought my wrath down upon your house. Now, to prove that I exist I must kill… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Please don’t let it be another cop. I’m outta bail money. Wait a minute…I could sell you on eBay and make a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I´ll take care of it, Luke said. And because he said it instead of her, I knew it meant kill. That is… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people? — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
A lot of times when you do things where you're killing people, the character is always having an existential crisis about it.… — Rose McGowan Copy Share Image
Love of God and compassion and empathy leads you to a very glorious place. Science leads you to killing people. — Ben Stein Copy Share Image
“Of course, in Los Angeles, everything is based on driving, even the killings. In New York, most people don't have cars, so… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger. Now if I could just find something that doesn't kill me. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image