My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If you want to produce really horrible, obnoxious kids, say yes to them all the time. — Ewan McGregor Copy Share Image
It's been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids. — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
Staying at home with your kids is probably one of the hardest jobs, emotionally, physically and mentally. — Cobie Smulders Copy Share Image
Progress! Progress through everybody dying and their kids eventually not caring who their parents hated! — Ryan North Copy Share Image
Most kids dream of scoring the perfect goal. I've always dreamed of stopping it. — Iker Casillas Copy Share Image
But wasn't there some sort of rule that said parents had to be smarter than their kids? It didn't seem fair. — Ruta Sepetys Copy Share Image
I was one of those kids who took apart their toys to see how they work, just to see what they were… — Chad Hurley Copy Share Image
...How can Americans living in the freest country in the world be 'slaves'? We don't even enjoy the liberty of serfs. (… — Kenneth W. Royce Copy Share Image
Not that we didn't have close relationships with our parents - I'm very close to my mom - but parents didn't think… — Candice Bergen Copy Share Image
Alan Alda and his wife Arlene are two of the most life-affirming people I've ever met. He espoused equal rights for women… — Sanjeev Bhaskar Copy Share Image
It's very important that your parents have careers of their own. When the kid becomes the breadwinner of the household, that's when… — Jaleel White Copy Share Image
One thing I savor about what I do is the relationships that I've earned over the years. Becky Herbst and I have… — Tyler Christopher Copy Share Image
What's changed? I'm a dad. That's fundamental. Watching your kids grow, you go back a bit. You can watch a bug crawling… — Bob Weir Copy Share Image
“Seven little crazy kids chopping up sticks; One burnt her daddy up and then there were six. Six little crazy kids playing… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
Toddlers need to get off the soccer field and onto the playground. Children need to get out of the gym and into… — Darell Hammond Copy Share Image
I've decided to keep working until my last kid is thu college. — Michelle Singletary Copy Share Image