I was always a silent comedy nerd. I would stay up late and sneak downstairs to watch 'Saturday Night Live' and 'Kids… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
God was something I did not understand the way kids who went to church did. They said God was a man in… — Melissa Coleman Copy Share Image
Never compare one student's test score to another's. Always measure a child's progress against her past performance. There will always be a… — Rafe Esquith Copy Share Image
Parents should not smoke in order to discourage their kids from smoking. A child is more likely to smoke when they have… — Christy Turlington Copy Share Image
So far China has won the most gold medals, ladies and gentlemen. The Chinese athletes can't wait to get home and show… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
If you look at a farmer and his daily expenditure on existing energy services, it is much higher on an incremental delta… — Ramon Magsaysay Copy Share Image
It is so sad how hatred is a seed we planted in the hearts of kids. We are going to be working… — Eytan Fox Copy Share Image
There's an elegiac quality in watching [American wilderness] go, because it's our own myth, the American frontier, that's deteriorating before our eyes.… — Peter Matthiessen Copy Share Image
And one of my absolute favorite quotes of all-time, one that I've adopted as one of my greatest life mottos: Life loves… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
I'm a severe graphic novels junkie. People ask me about it, and I say I like the graphic novels. Comic books are… — Dave Pirner Copy Share Image
Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Many kids come out of college, they have a credit card and a diploma. They don't know how to buy a house… — Jesse Jackson Copy Share Image
Obviously, it's designed by record company executives who want a cheap success, and they don't want to give money to anybody and… — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
I became an adult before I had a kid, which I highly recommend. I just like to throw her around. She's a… — Jason Bateman Copy Share Image
Kid problems are when you're bummed because girls don't like you or something silly, but then you get older and people start… — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
On those Saturdays, when kids go out and play, yo I was VP in my room I let the stereo blaze, wasn't… — Saliva Copy Share Image
I want certain things out of life. I want my grand kids, my kids' kids, being able to inherit what I've worked… — Ace Hood Copy Share Image
I've written in every imaginable location; a repurposed closet, the kitchen table, the bleachers while my kids had basketball practice, the front… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
I never thought I was playing black music. I was just playing music, the stuff I liked. I sang blues at parties… — Mose Allison Copy Share Image
In rural areas of America, there is a growing increase in poverty, homelessness and hunger. You cannot separate these factors from domestic… — Blanche Lincoln Copy Share Image
Through lack of education, we're not teaching kids to read and write. So there is the danger that you raise up a… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
My kids download 10 games. They play them all for two minutes. They throw away the eight they don't like. Then they… — Mitch Lasky Copy Share Image
When [my friend] had her kid, she was like, "9:30?! I'm not living in Barcelona. I need dinner at 6." I never… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
Black history isn't a separate history. This is all of our history, this is American history, and we need to understand that.… — Karyn Parsons Copy Share Image
[Commercial radio] is owned by one or two corporations now, and they're not in the music business. They're in the advertising business…… — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
Shaming and blaming your kid isn't going to make them change. You can't change yourself. Would I love to be tall and… — Chuck Panozzo Copy Share Image
I was a show-off as a kid and loved to dress up. I was constantly in costume, drawing mustaches on with eyeliner… — Jai Courtney Copy Share Image
Hollywood is so small that everyone has either worked with someone or knows someone who knows someone and so it was kind… — Ashley Greene Copy Share Image
When I was designing, I had in mind Jimi Hendrix, and I could hardly find skinny indie black kids to wear my… — Hedi Slimane Copy Share Image
This week my son thinks he's the Supremes.All of them. So we can scratch "straight"off the list. At least I hope we… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
We met in an airport in Las Vegas, Harrison Ford and I, and he said, "I just finished a movie called 42.… — Larry King Copy Share Image
I really, really love children and I think probably among children is when I feel mostly berated. It's not like I feel… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
The rich people are apparently leaving America. They're giving up their citizenship. These great lovers of America who made their money in… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
In my early twenties the nature of conservatism itself changed. When I identified as a fourteen-year-old conservative, it was closer to what… — Steve Erickson Copy Share Image
I had a lot of problems in my life. I've been a sickly kid, I had a strange life. They said I… — RZA Copy Share Image
Almost any modern video camera can take stills, so there's always this fresh crop of kids that like making things and moving… — Henry Selick Copy Share Image
When I was discussing my role with other senior campaign folks, they would say, "I know you have four kids, but..." I… — Kellyanne Conway Copy Share Image
My daughter was a toddler. I had no idea there was anything wrong with kids' media.I started watching little preschool shows with… — Geena Davis Copy Share Image
I take my kids to school. And if I go to work, I go to work, and they visit me on set.… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
When I write for kids, I have to make sure they know what can't happen. They have to know it's a fantasy.… — R. L. Stine Copy Share Image