I don't care if I die - look, I'm old - but you want your kids to have good times and a… — Shane Smith Copy Share Image
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind. — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
I was kind of a dark kid. I loved Halloween, and I loved vampires and the black and white old monster movies. — Joe Manganiello Copy Share Image
My gratitude to Ridley [Scott] isn't anything new. I named one of my kids after him. But he's a very important person… — William Monahan Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell were mere blips on the gaydar; and they were both still in… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
As a kid I used to pretend I was John Denver, of all people, and play the guitar and sing Take Me… — Skeet Ulrich Copy Share Image
Younger kids, they understand that things aren't so perfect with their father or with their mother. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
When I was a kid growing up in the '80s, the BBC showed those old Buster Crabbe serials like Flash Gordon and… — Mark Millar Copy Share Image
I don't think we need a critic to negotiate with the audience. People say, "Who are you writing for?" I'm writing for… — T.C. Boyle Copy Share Image
I always feel like the odd mom out, because trust me when I tell you I'm on my girls. And every time… — Brooke Shields Copy Share Image
I'm not thinking about forcing my kids to watch my movies. It's always awkward when someone says: "Hey, I wrote a song,… — Jack Black Copy Share Image
I hope to continue to be an activist for kids and teenagers and especially girls who are living with HIV/AIDS, because all… — Jenna Bush Copy Share Image
The old lessons (work, self-discipline, sacrifice, teamwork, fighting to achieve) aren't being taught by many people other than football coaches these days.… — Bear Bryant Copy Share Image
Taking the kids from our districts, forcing them to kill one another while we watch – this is the Capitol’s way of… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
So it really does have a sort of bittersweet quality. Kids like to have adventures and to believe they can fly, but… — Cathy Rigby Copy Share Image
I've had lots of offers of marriage and from women wanting to have my kids. — Gareth Gates Copy Share Image
Probably right at the end of JAG, I would love to have a child or two. I ultimately want to have two… — Catherine Bell Copy Share Image
“...if it's great reverence you're looking for, or earnest expressions of gratitude - well, then you don't work with kids.” — Curtis Sittenfeld Copy Share Image
Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold… — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
A good teacher who can take the zero pay and help kids develop physically, emotionally, socially, is literally an angel. — Eva Amurri Copy Share Image
I'm quite an example. I have four kids, all from the same wife, all from the same husband. — Rick Nielsen Copy Share Image
Here's to the kids who are too shy. therefore never really had a real relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yokozuna's Bonzai Drop literally scared me as a kid. It frightened me. — Daniel Bryan Copy Share Image
I wanted to write honest books for kids because I didn't have those when I was a kid. — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
I got a feeling that when I have kids, I'm going to have a little girl, and she's going to be completely… — Justin Townes Earle Copy Share Image
I was rapping in 1939. It's old. The roots are complex. And kids don't know. — Quincy Jones Copy Share Image
I wouldn't push my kids to do anything. I want them to be happy, healthy, and I want them to be who… — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you see a 10 year old child with a better phone than yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kids get sick in preschool. A lot. Make sure that your kids are getting all the immune boosting they can to fight… — Eva Amurri Copy Share Image
I make an active effort to remain a positive role model to kids. They need people to show them there's another way. — MC Hammer Copy Share Image
After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy. — George Clooney Copy Share Image
A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke! — Donnell Rawlings Copy Share Image
I don't sleep very much. I really like to work, though. I feel like a kid in a candy store. — Donnie Wahlberg Copy Share Image
I've made my kids strong-willed and strong-minded where they know music from reality. — Boosie Copy Share Image
One regret I have: I didn't get as much of the family history as I could have for the kids. — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
Waiting for your parents to be in a good mood before asking them for something. — Anonymous Copy Share Image