Kids Quotes · Page 117

When I was a kid, my favorite after-school snack was hominy and pickled pigs feet.

— Cassandra Peterson

Be there for your kids. Later, when you need them, they'll be there for you.

— Zig Ziglar

Kids are plugged into some sort of electronic medium 44 hours per week.

— Richard Louv

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

— Mitch Hedberg

You like a woman, she's got kids, it's a package. You can't just go in one-sided.

— Ice Cube

I saw a sign that said, 'Watch for children.' I was like, 'That sounds like a fair trade - especially if they're…

— Demetri Martin

My freshman year, I started working with a group called Touchdown for Kids.

— Nnamdi Asomugha

I know one of the reasons God gave me kids was to test my patience.

— Faith Hill

Bethann Hardison has been my collaborator, my closest friend, we've gone through starting businesses, losing businesses, kids, divorces, marriages, and she was…

— Iman Abdulmajid

Anything that improves people's expectations of a meal is good for the world. Anything that weans even one kid or one adult…

— Anthony Bourdain

As a kid, there are some things you looked forward to. You looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked…

— Nick Ferguson

The problem is that the internet IS some kid in a basement with an opinion. The fact that David Bowie and Elton…

— Page Hamilton

All of my books are based in some way on my personal experiences, or the experiences of members of my family, or…

— Patricia Reilly Giff

Because I'm always away, coming home to a clean house means a lot to me. Trust me, I've lived with a lot…

— Kellan Lutz

School is pointless! English? We speak it. History? They're dead, get over it. Math? We have calculators. Spanish? We have Dora.

— Anonymous

I did a school play when I was 10 where I played a cold germ infecting a whole classroom of kids. The…

— Kim Cattrall

I don't waste as much time at work because I'd rather spend it with my kids.

— Cindy Crawford

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

— Erma Bombeck

That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book your teacher tells you too.

— Anonymous

Every five-year-old kid should have a pair of happy pajamas. (217)

— Heather Gudenkauf

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've…

— Roseanne Barr

In my heart, ever since I [was] a little kid, I've been an explorer.

— Jeff Corwin

I'm still trying to be a kid. I really don't want to feel like an adult.

— Gilbert Arenas

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

— David Brenner

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground.

— Athol Fugard

I loved English and I tell kids that without English I wouldn't be able to rap.

— Ashley Walters

Of the top 30 words that parents are calling kids' attention to ('look at the'), 12 are animals.

— Jean Berko Gleason

It's like a lot of kids; when you tell them someone's died, they laugh.

— Paul McCartney

Ever see a little kid walking around talking to himself? I'm the same way.

— Chubby Checker

I wouldn't even hold my kids sometimes because I didn't want them to spit up on me when I was dressed for…

— Lauryn Hill

I don't curse on stage, but I feel like I curse more because I have kids and in front of my kids.…

— Jim Gaffigan

Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.

— Trey Parker

I think it's important to have a good sense of humor and joke around with your kids. That's what I do a…

— Stanley Tucci

I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

— Will Forte

The horror genre is my personal favorite. But then again, I was the kid who read coroner books for fun.

— Candace Kita

I like to go on YouTube to see the underground sounds, what the kids are listening to, and kind of gauge my…

— Missy Elliot

You get to become a kid again when you work with kids. They do crazy stuff.

— Jean-Marc Vallee

You never truely know the real meaning until you have children of your own.

— Cynthia Wood

For as long as I can remember I had to win, even on a pushbikes as kids.

— Josh Taylor

The kids who need the most love will ask for it in the most unloving ways

— Russell Barkley