Kids Quotes · Page 112

When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness!

— Emo Philips

I don't really believe you are married unless you have children. And people who only have one kid don't really have kids.

— Andrew Gurland

Learning to drive is a scary thing for a parent. I had to basically lie to get the keys when I was…

— Rob Mariano

I breastfed both my kids for two years so, you know it was very tiring emotionally and physically.

— Isla Fisher

The sort of lad I am looking for is a kid who will nutmeg Kevin Keegan in training, then step aside him…

— Bob Paisley

I like so many different kinds of music just because all I did was listen to the radio as a kid.

— Philip Seymour Hoffman

I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me.

— Terry Zwigoff

All this fashion stuff - who's cool now - is just a bigger version of the cool kids versus the nerds.

— Beth Ditto

I think we all like to see ourselves as good dads, but there's also that fear, 'Oh, I don't want to be…

— Ben Affleck

To me the key thing is getting it right. And if a person's really smart and they're doing fantastic work, I don't…

— Jimmy Wales

I noticed the different kids were always put down by other people and it would cause them to become almost violent with…

— Andy Biersack

I walked over to the hill where we used to go and sled. There were a lot of little kids there. I…

— Stephen Chbosky

“Here's what I think I'm having trouble with: this is what happiness is. When I was a kid, I thought I'd just…

— Emma Bull

I had a happy childhood in a nice suburban area, pretty idyllic, upper middle class and very, very white. My dad is…

— Anthony Jeselnik

[Hillary Clinton] never misused [ information that the Central Intelligence Agency has]. She always protected it. I would trust her with the…

— Michael Morell

I was a bartender in New York and I overheard this girl saying she made $3000 doing a commercial. A kid at…

— Pauley Perrette

No, that's not true. I didn't see his place that much, but he's a good kid and I had fun playing with…

— Patrick Kane

It's fun to pretend you're a little kid, you get to use your imagination and live in a world that's not real.

— Lucy Hale

I listened to a lot of stories when I was a kid. My mother told me stories, and I loved them.

— John D. Voelker

I'm going to lead by example, and when kids have a question I'll answer it.

— Chipper Jones

I've always been a closet jock, but when I got married and had kids, that fell by the wayside.

— Michelle Obama

Here's to the kids who are so good at hiding how they feel they do it without thinking.

— Anonymous

They say you should never work with children or animals… Isn't that right, Rolf?

— Anonymous

I don't want to be preachy, but I find it so disturbing that parents today want kids to be a certain way…

— Vidya Balan

Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I'm at the age most people are sending their kids off to college.

— Laura Lippman

I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is…

— Daniel Tosh

Driving around with a receding hairline and two kids in a Prius feels a bit boring for me.

— Greg Fitzsimmons

I'm hoping my kids take life seriously, but don't take themselves too seriously.

— Steve Doocy

Reading is a joy for my kids, and to swing in a hammock on a lazy summer day reading a good book…

— Marcia Gay Harden

What inspires me still: travel, art, photography, my kids, the places I haven't been to yet.

— Jillian Barberie

Everything they told me as a kid has already been disproved by the same type of “experts” who made them up in…

— John Lennon

I was a volleyball player as a kid. I played volleyball all the time.

— Danny Strong

Some people say it's a when you get older fans the kids don't like you. It's true.

— John Lennon

I was a weird kid. I should've been gay because I listened to a lot of Broadway musicals. I don't know why…

— Frank Oz

People want sport that they can go on an afternoon and watch with their kids.

— Brian Lara

Homecoming's stupid." And it is. Buch of kids looking for excuses to grope eachother all night.

— Barry Lyga

My kids mean everything to me and there is nothing I wouldn't do for them.

— Luis Ortiz

Everybody in St. Louis, every kid in St. Louis, wanted to be Stan Musial. He was the best.

— Mike Shannon

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was handsome I would have exactly one dollar...Thanks mom!!!!

— Kevin McCarty