Kids Quotes · Page 104

The reason my kids come to the set is so I can actually see them.

— Eric Bana

My kids would not get in to bed every night without me telling them that I loved them.

— Lisa Vanderpump

If it hadn't been for the rise of the working woman's wardrobe, I never would have found the time to sneak a…

— Betsey Johnson

The reason you want your kids to pay attention in school is you haven't the faintest idea how to do their homework.

— Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz

I'm of the generation of kids where the G.I. Joe's developed Kung Fu Grip right around the same time I did.

— Dana Gould

Twenty years of schooling and they put you on the day shift - look out out kid, they keep it all hid

— Bob Dylan

Enjoy the little fun things - like taking your kids to school - before they're all grown up.

— Will Ferrell

My kids probably stay up too late. My wife goes to bed around 3 A.M., and I follow around 7 A.M., but…

— John Travolta

What I liked about American movies when I was a kid was that they're sort of larger than life and I think…

— Guy Ritchie

It is always hardest for me to write a book that has kids in it close to my kids' ages. It is…

— Jodi Picoult

At one point, Sarah Palin sent her husband instructions to stock up on 'fresh fruit and veggies' for the kids, and 'as…

— Bill Dedman

I've always thought having a kid that played soccer would be the worst punishment. After watching 3 min of water polo I…

— Daniel Tosh

My enemy is not the average white guy, its not the kid down the block or the kids I see on the…

— Immortal Technique

When I was a kid, I would always write down lists of my favorite things and keep them in my wallet, just…

— Mindy Kaling

There's more to distract people, isn't there? When I was a kid there was music and football and clothes. And that was…

— Paul Weller

If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into…

— Walt Kelly

The first question [American college kids] asked me was, 'What state is Kuwait in?' They thought Kuwait was in America.

— Ayshay

A great thing about kids is they're just themselves and can't help it a lot of the times.

— Jon Watts

When I was a kid, there used to be a family section in every club where it would be all kids. That…

— Harry Redknapp

I've got four kids to feed and a wife to provide for. It's a worry but a great responsibility as well and…

— Eddie Marsan

Ive never been that cute kid that was forgiven for being naughty.

— Richard Armitage

I saw a sign that said, 'Watch for children.' I was like, 'That sounds like a fair trade - especially if they're…

— Demetri Martin

My freshman year, I started working with a group called Touchdown for Kids.

— Nnamdi Asomugha

You like a woman, she's got kids, it's a package. You can't just go in one-sided.

— Ice Cube

I know one of the reasons God gave me kids was to test my patience.

— Faith Hill

I don't waste as much time at work because I'd rather spend it with my kids.

— Cindy Crawford

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

— Erma Bombeck

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've…

— Roseanne Barr

Every five-year-old kid should have a pair of happy pajamas. (217)

— Heather Gudenkauf

That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book your teacher tells you too.

— Anonymous

I'm still trying to be a kid. I really don't want to feel like an adult.

— Gilbert Arenas

In my heart, ever since I [was] a little kid, I've been an explorer.

— Jeff Corwin

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

— David Brenner

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground.

— Athol Fugard

Of the top 30 words that parents are calling kids' attention to ('look at the'), 12 are animals.

— Jean Berko Gleason

I loved English and I tell kids that without English I wouldn't be able to rap.

— Ashley Walters

Ever see a little kid walking around talking to himself? I'm the same way.

— Chubby Checker

It's like a lot of kids; when you tell them someone's died, they laugh.

— Paul McCartney

I don't curse on stage, but I feel like I curse more because I have kids and in front of my kids.…

— Jim Gaffigan

I wouldn't even hold my kids sometimes because I didn't want them to spit up on me when I was dressed for…

— Lauryn Hill