Kids Quotes · Page 101

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

— Tim Allen

Kids who don't eavesdrop on adult conversations are doomed to a childhood of ignorance.

— Kelley Armstrong

As a kid, I was in love with Michael Jackson, and I just knew I was going to marry him someday.

— Mary J. Blige

I don't know if kids are home looking at energy guys like, 'Oh, that's my role, that's what I want to be.'

— Larry Nance, Jr

Yelling and screaming won't really get what I want from my kids.

— Adina Porter

I'm the only kid in the world who doesn't want an eighth Harry Potter book.

— Daniel Radcliffe

It's very rare that stand-up comics have kids, because once they do, they stop doing stand-up.

— Ali Wong

I thank heaven we have had baseball in this world... the kids... our national pastime.

— Babe Ruth

I went to an all-girls Catholic school. And all the nuns just breathed down our necks "abstinence." And that's not the right…

— Jenny McCarthy

I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat…

— Michael W. Smith

The thing that experts agree on is that although divorce is difficult and stressful for kids no matter what, the real harm…

— Emily Doskow

They're just talking. They're flirting kind of like they're strangers, but at the same time they also seem to know each other…

— Lauren Kate

If a school makes an effort to provide kids the right foods and help them to be more active, this benefits the…

— Tom Rath

You don't want to be slavishly doing the same thing over and over again that everybody else has done, but at the…

— Matt Nix

My kids love it. I thought I was the coolest dad in the world when I got to be in a Bond…

— Robbie Coltraine

It was more important to me to understand what its like to be this Jewish kid who felt he was so different…

— Ryan Gosling

A lot of kids only know 'E.T.' from the digitally-enhanced version.

— Steven Spielberg

I love kids, but I also recognize that things could be better for mine.

— Nadya Suleman

I remember watching the Olympics at home as a kid. It was one my Dad's dreams to win an Olympic medal.

— Venus Williams

If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so…

— Barbara Steele

I played pretend games as a kid, army, whatever, but I never wanted to be an actor.

— Ray Liotta

The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it.

— Dick Armey

In the future, I want a movie career, kids and a happy marriage.

— Vendela Kirsebom

The kids who speak well, are articulate and intelligent, are all readers.

— Richard Paul Evans

If you're not yelling at your kids, you're not spending enough time with them

— Reese Witherspoon

I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties.

— Rob Lowe

When I was a little kid I thought I would grow up to be black and sing jazz in nightclubs.

— Molly Ringwald

My kids don't like chocolate. My husband doesn't like chocolate, so I get it all to myself.

— Ayesha Curry

Every little kid has always wanted to be a race car driver. This gets some of that out.

— David Alan Grier

Many African people are smarter than me - kids who could have been better. I have no claim for genius.

— Mo Ibrahim

They're really nice kids. Michael is really raising them properly and right.

— Joseph Jackson

Now, kids are bulls**t meters. We can smell bulls**t right away. When something's not real, you can't connect to it.

— Becky G

My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU!

— Anonymous

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the and the blind can see

— Mark Twain

Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you.

— Anonymous

“It's about showing these kids that there are serious consequences for their actions.”

— Lajill Hunt

My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.

— Anonymous

I have three kids in Britain, and I am there at least once a month.

— Niall Ferguson

It's important that kids learn, but I really don't like all the testing, testing, testing.

— Marcia Gay Harden

My kids were always my test audience. I'd take home the dailies and show them what we'd been filming that day.

— James Bobin