Kids are great. They are endlessly fascinating and bizarre. But I also think that if I had left them on their own for long enough, one of them would have been eaten. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share
Humour is learned behaviour, and I know exactly why I learned to be funny. I did it from a very early age. My dad… — Greg Davies Copy Share
I came into comedy to make people laugh. If the fact that I can't stop eating Hobnobs in any way helps, I'm happy to… — Greg Davies Copy Share
I was a drama teacher, so I had the opportunity to show off in front of a captive audience. I essentially did 13 years… — Greg Davies Copy Share
Anything my dad says about what I say about him, I can remind him of ten examples where he publicly humiliated me. We're really… — Greg Davies Copy Share
If you're funny and working in education, I think the perception is that you're either inspirational or awful. So which was I? I suppose… — Greg Davies Copy Share
My dad is the funniest human being I've ever met in my life - for years, I'd watch him hold court in whatever situation… — Greg Davies Copy Share
In standup, the feedback is instantaneous, and if it fails, you know you'll be off-stage and hiding in a short time. — Greg Davies Copy Share
It's an irony that with the physical decline of age comes more mental wellbeing. It's life's cruel trick. You've settled down as a person,… — Greg Davies Copy Share
As a young ma,n I was an absolute idiot. I think my exes would say I was a likeable baby. I had a teenager's… — Greg Davies Copy Share
When you're trying to enter something as intimidating as comedy, starting out with a support network of likeminded people is a powerful thing. It… — Greg Davies Copy Share
People often tell me that they have no idea how I can do standup. The idea of trying to make a large group of… — Greg Davies Copy Share
I got to the stage where I physically couldn't carry on unless I gave comedy a go: it was necessity. — Greg Davies Copy Share
