Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal. — Nancy Cartwright Copy Share Image
The president of the United States can't even fire his chef. I'm not kidding. — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
“You aren't kidding. But you know, it's likely going to be the only time I'll ever be that skinny and have a… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
People ask me if I have comedy writers, and I'm like, 'Are you kidding me?' — Ana Navarro Copy Share Image
I want to play James Bond - are you kidding me? I'm putting my name in the ring! — Orlando Bloom Copy Share Image
There's a company that wants to put hair on me! I don't know if it's plugs, I'm sure it is. I laughed… — Terry Bradshaw Copy Share Image
When someone insults you and says, just kidding, but you know they really meant it!..:( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
First day of school, walking into class, seeing who's in it & thinking to yourself, 'You've got to be f*cking kidding me.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kidding? How am I meant to know you're kidding? You're breaking my fucking balls. -Tommy DeVito — Goodfellas Copy Share Image
Sometimes you say things with a smile with the precise intention of making it clear that you are not being serious, and… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
There is that American pastime known as "kidding" - with the result that everyone is ashamed and hangdog about showing the slightest… — Brenda Ueland Copy Share Image
There's always some truth behind every Just kidding.There's always some knowledge behind every Don't know.There're always some emotions behind every I don't… — Sim Ngr Copy Share Image
I used to say, 'Are you kidding?' about some prices for collectibles. I don't anymore because anything that screams its era is… — Judith Miller Copy Share Image
In the Age of the Almighty Computer, drones are the perfect warriors. They kill without remorse, obey without kidding around, and they… — Eduardo Galeano Copy Share Image
If someone was to tell you that you were a witch, I think that it would be somewhat like, "You've got to… — Britt Robertson Copy Share Image
You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help… — Brad Thor Copy Share Image
I'm an actress, and that's why I'm still here. Anybody who has the illusion that you can have a career as long… — Suzanne Pleshette Copy Share Image
People are totally overusing LOL and a wink - and I'm very guilty of using the wink - that's probably my favourite… — Carly Pope Copy Share Image
“Are you kidding?” I stop in the middle of the kitchen. Spin around. My face is pulled together in disbelief. “You’ve spoken… — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
The secret to my 5 o'clock shadow is a little device called the George Michael 3000 Custom Beard Trimmer and Personal Massager.… — Reid Scott Copy Share Image
Well, it's a little harder in New York. It's not as forgiving to a film crew. You hold up a bunch of… — Matthew Rhys Copy Share Image
In 1998, I received treatment for my knee by an Israeli therapist. We spoke about Israel and I mentioned 'Scooterman' and he… — Gary David Goldberg Copy Share Image
I've spent a lot on clothes. I'm not kidding when I say I could have bought several country homes with the money.… — Donna Air Copy Share Image
I would rather people take me as straightforward and not have to wonder if I'm kidding or not. Because what I have… — Charles Grodin Copy Share Image
Are you kidding?" She looked at me as if I'd just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red. "What's the… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
