“If there were an Olympics for kidding yourself, I’d take home the gold.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Sometimes being joker is not good, because even you are serious they still thinking that you are kidding. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“This quote will self-destruct in…4…3…2...1...Just kidding...Or am I?” — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
“Do you need me to break her leg? I could make it happen.” She chuckled to herself. “I’m kidding.” — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Anybody who has the illusion that you can have a career as long as I have and be a star is kidding… — Suzanne Pleshette Copy Share Image
I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you. - Jeremy Grey — Wedding Crashers Copy Share Image
“you're kidding," i said. "i'm thinking about plans for doomsday, and you're worried about being late to a dance?” — serpent's shadow Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I knew that we were clicking when mimics started kidding my voice, I'll know that I'm on the way out when they… — Vaughn Monroe Copy Share Image
Whenever I make a blasphemous joke, I always say that I believe in a God big enough to know that I'm just… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
It's honestly every time that I'm doing something, and every time I visit a station and hear my song on the radio… — Jana Kramer Copy Share Image
“You gotta be kidding me!" I clench my fists. "I am NOT Bilfro Baggins. You are not a wizard with a pointy… — Julie Reece Copy Share Image
When I first did the book on gasoline stations, people would look at it and say, Are you kidding or what? Why… — Edward Ruscha Copy Share Image
In California, the lines on the road are just a suggestion. They're in the left lane with the left indicator on, so… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim of a fatal dog attack will… — Jon Katz Copy Share Image
My advice to American filmmakers is to marry a European. I'm not kidding. Otherwise they don't qualify for international co-production treaties. — Jeremy Thomas Copy Share Image
The secret to my 5 o'clock shadow is a little device called the George Michael 3000 Custom Beard Trimmer and Personal Massager.… — Reid Scott Copy Share Image
In 1998, I received treatment for my knee by an Israeli therapist. We spoke about Israel and I mentioned 'Scooterman' and he… — Gary David Goldberg Copy Share Image
Well, it's a little harder in New York. It's not as forgiving to a film crew. You hold up a bunch of… — Matthew Rhys Copy Share Image
I've spent a lot on clothes. I'm not kidding when I say I could have bought several country homes with the money.… — Donna Air Copy Share Image
“Are you kidding?” I stop in the middle of the kitchen. Spin around. My face is pulled together in disbelief. “You’ve spoken… — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
People are totally overusing LOL and a wink - and I'm very guilty of using the wink - that's probably my favourite… — Carly Pope Copy Share Image
“You must be kidding." She says, "Having the power of life and death isn't enough. You must wonder what other poems are… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Your kidding" i said. "we've escaped from top- security prisons, lived on our own for years, made tons of smarty-pants grown-ups look… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
