I didn't go to church all the time, just 'cause I was an antsy kid. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
My limited theater experience was when I was a kid starting out: two or three plays. I was good in one and… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I always thought what made 'Beetlejuice' look so great was because it looked like some genius kid made it in his basement. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I had a real strong fantasy life as a kid. But then you grow up and think about real jobs. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
Work hard. Don’t quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep… — Michael Keaton Copy Share
I read that John Hughes script for 'Mr. Mom,' and I thought, 'This guy is a funny writer.' I went: 'You ought to stick… — Michael Keaton Copy Share
Yeah, I had to change my name because there were two other actors registered at Equity with that name. — Michael Keaton Copy Share
There comes a point in your life when you realize how quickly time goes by, and how quickly it has gone. Then it really… — Michael Keaton Copy Share
There are times when I consciously give the character something physical - a walk, the way he sits, how he talks, or his lack… — Michael Keaton Copy Share
I'm envious of writers and musicians. I think it must be so difficult. Not just the frustration, but the discipline. — Michael Keaton Copy Share
Westerns were always my favorite things when I was little. And it always bothered me when cowboys were too clean in movies, or when… — Michael Keaton Copy Share
If you get a good comedy once a year, man, that's pretty good. I may be pickier than some, but still, there aren't that… — Michael Keaton Copy Share
I liked 'Robocop' because of the director, and it was an intelligent, big-action studio movie. — Michael Keaton Copy Share
“Dogberry: Thou wilt be condemned into everlasting redemption for this. ” — Michael Keaton Copy Share
