I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass. — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share Image
Before computers, telephone lines and television connect us, we all share the same air, the same oceans, the same mountains and rivers. We are… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share
I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I nor the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom. — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share
Doing actual comedic material is just about the most joyful endeavor ever. That's the truth. The only time it's not funny is when business… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share
This is an embarrassment of riches, and boy, am I happy to be embarrassed. — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share
Elaine is just in pain. I think Elaine has become very, very sad woman. She is someone who is in deep need of many… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share
I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's nuts. The woman's nuts. — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share
I dropped out of college my junior year to do saturday night live, and I didn't even consult my parents. They were very supportive… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share
We are 5 percent of the global population and consume a third of the total resources - on some level we should all feel… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share
Keeping a sense of humor about life. My parents divorced when I was 8, and whenever I felt down, my mom would remind me… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share
Anybody who is an ambitious politician would never ever aspire to a Vice Presidency. And yet, people find themselves in that position, and so,… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share
I'm not the type to cut back on hot showers, but there's no harm in hot water when it's warmed by the sun. — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share
