If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I’d buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then…pour ketchup on myself! — Liam Payne Copy Share Image
Call me tacky, but I love the union of sweet and sour, even in some now-unloved Oriental dishes incorporating pineapple and ketchup. — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
“If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup and mustard.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup.” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons: to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.” — Sean Keogh Copy Share Image
You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table. — Adlai E. Stevenson Copy Share Image
You can't have a good Thanksgiving meal without a little bit of ketchup on the side. — Patrick Mahomes Copy Share Image
Im not saying your a *HOE* or anything but youve been on more weiners than heinz ketchup:) — Brit Michelle Copy Share Image
What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy? "Well, we ain't rich folk, but on special occasions, I'll… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I am so 100 percent Swedish... Someone has said a Swede is like a bottle of ketchup - nothing and nothing and… — Ingmar Bergman Copy Share Image
With all the endless varieties and toppings you can add to burgers, there's no need to keep munching on the boring burgers… — Marcus Samuelsson Copy Share Image
It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Usually, turkey burger recipes result in something so lifeless and tasteless that drowning one in ketchup (that most perfect and delicious of… — Claire Saffitz Copy Share Image
What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale…What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of… — John Cena Copy Share Image
From a young age, I understood the idea of balanced flavor - the reason you put ketchup on a hamburger. I was… — Michael Mina Copy Share Image
“What Heinz had done was come up with a condiment that pushed all five of these primal buttons. The taste of Heinz’s… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
I take my own syrup, ketchup, and mustard, just in case of emergencies, in my suitcase. Whatever I can steal from the… — John Prine Copy Share Image
To one degree or another, everybody is connected to the Mystery, and everybody secretly yearns to expand the connection. That requires expanding… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The same chemicals were used in the cooking as were used on the composition of her own being: only those which caused… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
I'm not a person who writes really abstract things with oblique references. I look at abstraction like I look at condiments. Give… — Wynton Marsalis Copy Share Image
Agent Jones switched to the big screen and a grainy video of MoMo sitting at his enormous desk, a swivel-hipped Elvis clock… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
I have spent a good part of my life looking for the perfect barbecue. There is no point in looking in places… — Charles Kuralt Copy Share Image
There hasn't been a leak from one of the associates of the king saying, "This guy Trump, he already insulted us wanting… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup. — Henry James Copy Share Image
