“Blood is thicker than water, as people say. (But then again so is ketchup.)” — Alex Shearer Copy Share Image
You can make just about anything good with ketchup, just not a marriage. — Below Zero Copy Share Image
“Shake and shake the catsup bottle. None will come, and then a lot'll.” — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though from now on I’m going to keep in the bottle. Less messy, I figure.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I am ketchup conscious, so I do carry ketchup around with me. The best one is the Heinz Organic Ketchup Opens a… — Olivia Holt Copy Share Image
I mix mayonnaise, ketchup and brandy and a little bit of mustard. This is a heck of a good sauce for seafood. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I don't think people are monsters if they put ketchup on hot dogs, but I'm good without it. It's a debate that… — Kiernan Shipka Copy Share Image
“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. ” — Suzanne McMinn Copy Share Image
A hot dog cut up with ketchup is, like, lunch for me, so I just think it's funny to Instagram it. I… — Lisa Hanawalt Copy Share Image
When you grew up in a household where mom would keep the extra ketchup packets from McDonald's and keep them in a… — Mick Mulvaney Copy Share Image
“A typical five-year-old consumes about 60 percent more ketchup than a typical forty-year-old, and the company realized that it needed to put… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
My mother felt we'd be earning a living during our entire adult lives, and therefore believed we should spend summers in learning… — Patricia A. Woertz Copy Share Image
You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce.… — Homer Copy Share Image
Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
My mother always, always, always thought that I was going to be famous. Thought that I was going to win Oscars. In… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
I would never try to make ketchup from scratch. Or Dijon mustard, for that matter. These condiments, and plenty of others, are… — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
Everybody in New York, including police horses, dresses fashionably, and whenever I'm there, even in my sharpest funeral-quality suit with no visible… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There hasn't been a leak from one of the associates of the king saying, "This guy Trump, he already insulted us wanting… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I have spent a good part of my life looking for the perfect barbecue. There is no point in looking in places… — Charles Kuralt Copy Share Image
It is amazing to me how deeply into the popular culture the creature has become. There are zombie walks in every major… — George A. Romero Copy Share Image
I think our grandparents were Victor Frankenstein. I basically am the kind of deeply unnatural creature that Mrs Shelley instinctively dreaded. I… — Bruce Sterling Copy Share Image
My first job was as a waitress, and I waitressed for a long, long time. I was a very bad waitress. I… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
Sometimes no matter how well you prepare, no matter how conservative your decision making, no matter how few Y chromosomes are along… — Pam Houston Copy Share Image
We didn't speak, just drove out of the city into the countryside on our way to absolutely nowhere, and when we found… — Annabel Pitcher Copy Share Image
It turns out there's only 10 minutes of productive conversation in any family dinner. The rest is taken up with 'take your… — Bruce Feiler Copy Share Image
Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup. — Henry James Copy Share Image
I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face. — Scarlett Johansson Copy Share Image
