People be screaming No new friends but I got some new friends thats been more loyal than my old ones — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
Brushing your teeth before having breakfast is like wiping your ass before having a shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are two reasons why we don't trust people: 1. We don't know them. 2. We do know them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't do anything from selfish ambition or from a cheap desire to boast, but be humble toward one another. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real. — Grumpy Cat Copy Share Image
Being a hoes is a popular trend that should die. And good girls are a dying breed — Sabrina Beaubian Copy Share Image
Being afraid is okay. But if you don't work through that fear, you might miss out on some pretty things. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's hard to find a person to talk to, someone who will always just listen without judging you, someone who will just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys always want a faithful girl instead of a hoe, but the bad guys always let the good ones go and then… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel very blessed to have two wonderful, healthy children who keep me completely grounded, sane and throw up on my shoes… — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
If every story someone tells you revolves around how great they are and how they're always the victim in situations they're most… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
I follow my friends around their house, because I don't want to be left alone and have awkward moments with their parents — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love it when people underestimate me. Seeing the stupid expression on their faces after they see what I can do is… — Kiara Sellars Copy Share Image
I always find it ironic that dramatic people's conversations revolve around how dramatic someone is..run in circles much? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Testing unnecessary, expensive medicines from the pharmacy so that writes can get a commission! There can be no objection, the doctor is… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Ladies; at least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, when your crush does something incredibly stupid, it still looks so cute to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is currently the only social network your parents haven't ruined. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ask Myself Sometimes 'Why Do I Bother Changing My Phone Ringtone'?,Like If I Ever Hear Its, Nobody Ever Calls It — Akeem Hernandez Copy Share Image
I promise you, if you mess with my family I have no problem doing whatever it takes to destroy your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are dumb, not blind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fellas,...when She says she's on a pill ,dont risk it, use protection anyways. — Syoung Copy Share Image
My tongue will never ever poisoned honey, here are my enemies, are friends who understand who takes the — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Don't promise me the moon or the stars, just promise you'll stay under them with me forever. — Tinku Razoria Copy Share Image
Some people make it so hard to hate them, others make it so hard to love them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pretty girls arent stuck up. Theyre just tired of the same guys all wanting the same thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes you just got to forget what you feel, and remember what you deserve. -Tyga — Amanda Copy Share Image
Don't be that person who drops all their friends the moment they get into a relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry is like a band-aid. Just because you use it, doesn't mean it's going to heal the wound. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Children do not play the new quote every day to write, think, and think mind becomes cheese — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
If you don't have anything nice to say... say it anyways. That bitch needs to hear the truth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the point of having 300+ like's on facebook given that you have to undress to get them? Just Sayin' — Anne Dawn Copy Share Image
Are better than one's ideal to fityour own personality to it, the people you considered your ideal! — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Fake friends are the ones you gotta eliminate, cause they become your haters and start trying to imitate. — Savannah Bledsoe Copy Share Image
Hate when hoes b like TeamNoKids...iight bitch dats cause u spend ova $1,000 @ da abortion clinic — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or do a backflip. Sincerely, Real Women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image