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What are the advancement of medical science! Doctors used to cure the first touch of the hand vein! Such tests would have… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
If you have a problem with me, text me. If you don't have my number then that means you don't know me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes saying that you dated somebody is just a polite way of saying we banged a couple of times. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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& thats why Online dating fails, the majority of the time You fall for Lust, over Love,Lust is only temporary, Get that… — Syoung Copy Share Image
A REAL man SHOWS how much he loves you, he doesnt have to repeat it repeatedly! — Mayra Galvan Copy Share Image
The only time I open my books to do homework is when I can't think of anything else to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the child is five years, he thinks his father is the smart and powerful man in the world.At the age of… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
People who describe things as 'better than sex' are having the wrong kind of sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are better than one's ideal to fityour own personality to it, the people you considered your ideal! — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I've got love for you. But let's be honest, you're not worth the fight any more. — Drake Copy Share Image
All the guys I tried to be friends with, end up liking me. Bro, you're friend zoned.. Do you not understand? — Santana Copy Share Image
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