Most people don't know what's happening around them because they're just speeding through life. And before they know it, they're just old.… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Whenever I perform, people get me because I'm talking about things that people can identify with and relate to. I'm not just… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I don't see myself as angry, although other people see that. I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm a human being. I feel all emotions. I'm not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I'm sad and feel the blues.… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the writers cast me into… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
In New York, we get down. In L.A., everybody's pretty much standing around like they're at a keg stand. You got to… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
People are just way too sensitive. You couldn't have a show like 'Archie Bunker' on TV. People would go crazy; they would… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I was moved… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others, — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
Anybody who's lived in the ghetto knows that you don't move during the daytime. Here's why: You don't want anyone to know you're leaving,… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
