If the Bible had said that Jonah swallowed the whale, I would believe it. — William Jennings Bryan Copy Share Image
Like Jonah, you may lose your gourd, but you cannot lose your God. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
“The television commercial is about products only in the sense that the story of Jonah is about the anatomy of whales,” — Neil Postman Copy Share Image
Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Like Jonah, the whale had swallowed me; unlike him, I believed I would spend eternity inside the belly of the beast. — Bob Kerrey Copy Share Image
If you ever tell anyone about Jonah's sexual dysfunction, I'll never play music again. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
His father's made us paint half this town and if we stick around any longer he'll make us paint the rest of… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
Like the whale who swallowed Jonah, we have engulfed all national dishes known to civilized man and made them in delight, if… — Louis Pullig De Gouy Copy Share Image
We think that we do well to be angry with the rebellious, and so we prove ourselves to be more like Jonah… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
“The shark had never begged Jonah in order to get him swallowed; Jonah's own actions took him into the shark's belly! Failure… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
“If the reader’s imagination is concerned with what happened next to Jonah rather than with the nature of the divine compassion, then… — R.W.L. Moberly Copy Share Image
“You can change direction if you feel like you have missed your way... Decide to do that now! Go back a little… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
“Doctors described Jonah as having poor impulse control, which basically meant that Jonah's entire world was a series of decisions that balanced… — Paolo Bacigalupi Copy Share Image
The road climbed into the mountains, Jonah taking the hairpin curves as fast as he dared. "You look so macho clutching the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He said: The prayer of you both has indeed been accepted, therefore continue in the right way and do not follow the… — Quran Copy Share Image
Time after time, on matters great and small, we are still standing on the sidelines, mutely accepting what is decided elsewhere instead… — Winnie Ewing Copy Share Image
“Hey, Dad?" "Yeah?" Jonah walked in silence for a few steps. "It's okay if you like Miss Andrews." Miles looked down in… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
“Never has God given waivers to family members, just because they had bad leaders. In Jonah's time, the entire family of Israel… — Michael Ben Zehabe Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t so much the large cauldron of hot water steaming over a slow fire that came as a surprise—people did laundry… — Linda Lael Miller Copy Share Image
Here's some more stuff we're going to need." 1 pair coveralls 1 extension ladder (30 foot) 1 glass cutter 1 artist's portfolio… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“The baby's large eyes settled on him, and though this has been one of his happiest nights in his whole life, it… — Dan Chaon Copy Share Image
“If I had to wish for something, just one thing, it would be that Hannah would never see Tate the way I… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
“so also, from the beginning, did God permit man to be swallowed up by the great whale, who was the author of… — The Church Fathers Copy Share Image
“The nature of a letter can also be revealed within its numeric value. All letters and numbers behave in a certain but… — Michael Ben Zehabe Copy Share Image
Jonah Griggs. Not just a name but a state of mind I never want to revisit, although I do keep him at… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
“Holy shit." Daisy breathes it out as they headed back to where Jonah was now standing with Levi. "If you made semen,… — Lauren Dane Copy Share Image
“Jonah is only available right now exclusively on Amazon Kindle. Jonah will be available on Kobo and Nook on July 10, 2014” — Bob Bannon Copy Share Image
You guys are related to Jonah Wizard?" Jake asked, his lip curled disdainfully. "And the other guy," Dan grumbled. "Vin Diesel's stunt… — Peter Lerangis Copy Share Image
I feel like Jonah Hill would be a good selfie, or Jennifer Lawrence. They'd be really good ones...Historic. — Sarah Hyland Copy Share Image
“Jonah shook his head, clucking in false sympathy. “Told you guys — no way out.” They” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Jonah Peretti is one of the smartest web publishers out there. And Buzzfeed is an aggressive and dynamic company. — Nick Denton Copy Share Image
The Bible is full of dubious scientific impossibilities, from Jonah living inside a whale, to the sun standing still in the sky… — Lawrence M. Krauss Copy Share Image
“I wasn't asking anything about God," Jonah complained. "Yeah, you kind of were," JB said. "If there is fate, who else would… — Margaret Peterson Haddix Copy Share Image
J.J. Abrams and Jonah Nolan and Lisa Joy, who are brilliant people, so I knew it [Westworld] was going to be amazing. — Evan Rachel Wood Copy Share Image
“Remember your grandfather's last words, Jonah would tell his children: Life is nothing more than a little why.” — Shalom Auslander Copy Share Image
Just a reminder, if you tell anyone about what happened with Jonah last night, I'll destroy all of my writing and never… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image