“If comedy is tragedy plus time, I need more fucking time. But I would really settle for less fucking tragedy.” ~ Jon Stewart” — Chris Smith Copy Share Image
“You’re tired of hearing about racism? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it.” ~ Jon Stewart” — Chris Smith Copy Share Image
“There are people that I believe shouldn’t like me, and if they did, I’d be sad. ~ Jon Stewart” — Chris Smith Copy Share Image
“I have such a lowered bar of expectation, and they managed to crawl underneath it. ~ Jon Stewart” — Chris Smith Copy Share Image
“I’m kind of relieved I don’t have to say anything on TV about tragedies anymore. ~ JON STEWART” — Chris Smith Copy Share Image
“In some ways the Zadroga thing was the subtext of the whole show, the whole sixteen years. A bewilderment, a bewilderment over… — Chris Smith Copy Share Image
“But the point is: On the right, they’re pretending that our “truthfulness” is what’s really important to them. Which, ironically, is not… — Chris Smith Copy Share Image
“Bullshit is everywhere.” (...) Then there’s the more pernicious bullshit… It comes in three flavors: Making bad things sound good… “Patriot Act.”… — Chris Smith Copy Share Image
“Stephen Colbert: [sitting to Stewart’s right at the anchor desk] Actually, Jon, we’re not quite done. Jon Stewart: [rolling away from Colbert… — Chris Smith Copy Share Image
“Jon Stewart: [at anchor desk] The media, of course, must walk a fine line covering this story. With more we turn to… — Chris Smith Copy Share Image
“I pocketed two boxes of M&M’s with the presidential seal. You open it up and you really are expecting the best M&M’s you’ve ever… — Chris Smith Copy Share
Rather than dull our consciences to the unmitigated violence of abortion, the passage of time has only enabled us to see and, frankly, better… — Chris Smith Copy Share
My favorite is Matthew 25: 'The Lord said, 'Whatever you do to the least of my brethren, you do to me.' I truly believe… — Chris Smith Copy Share
“In some ways the Zadroga thing was the subtext of the whole show, the whole sixteen years. A bewilderment, a bewilderment over something which… — Chris Smith Copy Share
The world is a challenging place in terms of wars and peace, basic human rights and freedoms. The Holy Father has a major role… — Chris Smith Copy Share
Pregnancy is not a disease. The child in the womb is neither a tumor nor a parasite to be destroyed. — Chris Smith Copy Share
What my Republican colleagues often don't understand is that labor is a human-rights issue. I have to remind them Lech Walesa and the Solidarity… — Chris Smith Copy Share
“Stephen Colbert: [sitting to Stewart’s right at the anchor desk] Actually, Jon, we’re not quite done. Jon Stewart: [rolling away from Colbert on his… — Chris Smith Copy Share
I believe evidence is overwhelming that chronic Lyme is a terrible, overwhelming disease, and we need to find ways to treat this. To say… — Chris Smith Copy Share
“or the need for a Trump 2012 presidential campaign (“This is what I’ve been waiting for my whole life, a president who’s not afraid… — Chris Smith Copy Share
The passage of time hasn't changed the fact that abortion is a serious, lethal violation of fundamental human rights, and that women and children… — Chris Smith Copy Share
“If comedy is tragedy plus time, I need more fucking time. But I would really settle for less fucking tragedy.” ~ Jon Stewart” — Chris Smith Copy Share
“But the point is: On the right, they’re pretending that our “truthfulness” is what’s really important to them. Which, ironically, is not true. What… — Chris Smith Copy Share
![“Stephen Colbert: [sitting to Stewart’s right at the anchor desk] Actually, Jon, we’re not quite done. Jon Stewart: [rolling away from Colbert on his chair and nearly toppling off the riser] Don’t do this. Stephen Colbert: [rolling after Stewart and grabbing him by the arm] No—you can’t stop…” quote by Chris Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb4/chris-smith-17487_years-ago_stephen-colbert-sitting-to-stewart-s-rig_1007155.jpg)
![“Jon Stewart: [at anchor desk] The media, of course, must walk a fine line covering this story. With more we turn to Steve Carell in the Daily Show news center. Steve? Steve Carell: [standing in front of a bank of TV monitors] Jon, this is in many ways an unprecedented situation for us. [A blue…” quote by Chris Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/041/chris-smith-17487_crawl_jon-stewart-at-anchor-desk-the-media-of_2383666.jpg)