I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care if you are joking. I'm in a bad mood and you are pissing me off. — Pryncez_Nika Copy Share Image
I joke that I'm in the market for a cabin in the woods, and, at some point, I won't be joking anymore. — Kasie Hunt Copy Share Image
I flew into New York for the Raising Arizona audition, and we just started joking around. — John Goodman Copy Share Image
Joking is a barrier between man and the world. Joking is the enemy of love and poetry. — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
“I'm joking," She said to the group. Ah, the joking defense. The tried and true excuse for bullies everywhere.” — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
I don't appreciate people taking shots and joking at my expense, when I don't do that to anybody else. — Lee Corso Copy Share Image
“The Times came last night; tonight it was Newsday and the Voice. I want to tell them we were just joking. It’s… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I don't think you realize I care about you; I dont think you realize why I tease u in a joking way,… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
It sounds like I'm joking when I say it, but when I wrote 'Take Me To Church' and a lot of these… — Hozier Copy Share Image
I was in a hotel with my dad, and I was just joking around and said, 'Oh yeah, Daddy, I want to… — Selah Louise Marley Copy Share Image
You can't be giggling and joking when you miss a shot in the modern game - not like the way when Ray… — John Virgo Copy Share Image
A lot of players are straight-faced and serious; some are the opposite. It's like that until about 10 minutes before kick-off and… — Daniel Sturridge Copy Share Image
Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be… — Eminem Copy Share Image
“Joking with a guy doesn’t make your motives any less obvious. Allison is a perfect example. She and Jamie had been out… — Sherry Argov Copy Share Image
Every once in a while, friends leave sarcastic comments on photos. I know they're joking, but the sarcastic humor doesn't always translate… — Peyton List Copy Share Image
One Valentine's my date texted me in the evening saying: 'Oh there's a buy-one-get-one-free deal at Domino's tonight,' and I genuinely thought… — Maura Higgins Copy Share Image
“I was joking about my clones to my family when my uncle Herman said, “Don’t do that. Don’t make fun of yourself… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You off then, Da?” she asked. “Aye. Too old for all this killing.” And to prove that, her father turned and brought… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
Well, in some ways I had sort of the opposite experience of other people that are sort of dreaming of being in… — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
You know, you have a lot of people - I've met a lot of people in the past, I've gone to private… — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
“You and pretty Tarquin had a moment today. Do you truly think he'll join us?' 'If you mean in bed, definitely not,'… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
teenagers are never joking. when seeking to prove a point, principals and teachers should remember that teenagers are never, ever sarcasic or… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I still don't really know what my style is. I like a lot of different kinds of comedy, I like watching it… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
“Haley took a deep breath and said,“I’m gay.”“You’re gay?” the obnoxious guy who’d been sniffing around her and bugging the heck out… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
Never joke around when texting. People can take you seriously. I've heard this so many times and just oh that'll never happen… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
