I wouldn't want to go see a comedian if he was using the same jokes. So I'm not going out there trying… — Matt Sydal Copy Share Image
I always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you have to do them within the next five… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
Some comics don't like it when people talk during the set, and it does get a little bit annoying after awhile, but… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on… — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
