When you haven't got a job, a joke is about the only thing that's free. — Simon Beaufoy Copy Share Image
That's the Irish all over -- they treat a joke as a serious thing and a serious thing as a joke. — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
It was that famous joke: What's the last thing the drummer said before he got kicked out of the band? 'Hey, I… — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward… — Max Eastman Copy Share Image
People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
When I was a kid and getting paid to stand in front of a camera. I used to spend a lot of… — Sterling Hayden Copy Share Image
Great use they have, when in the hands Of one like me, who understands, Who understands the time and place, The person,… — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image