My first joint I smoked onstage in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. I smoked my first joint live. — Tommy Bolin Copy Share Image
If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don't go after it. — John Lennon Copy Share Image
The muttered hint, "Remember, you have a stroke here," freezes my joints like a blast from Siberia. — John Updike Copy Share Image
I cashed my first check in the NFL at a cashing joint-uh, I think they laughed at me. — Bart Scott Copy Share Image
I'm like Donatello. For real. You probably want to come play your joints for me get my condolence. — Ab-Soul Copy Share Image
Autism is a developmental disorder characterized by two main components: an inability to interact socially with other people with joint attention to… — Gerald Fischbach Copy Share Image
Rationality tied to moral decency is the most powerful joint instrument for good that our planet has ever known. — Michael Shermer Copy Share Image
The independence and liberty you possess are the work of joint efforts and common dangers, sufferings, and successes. — George Washington Copy Share Image
My husband and I were born three weeks apart, and our plan had always been to throw a joint party for our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I learned from the git-go in the joint to get in touch with the soft, nurturing side of myself, the feminine side. — Wesley Strick Copy Share Image
The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For… — Janusz Palikot Copy Share Image
I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a… — Kevin Meaney Copy Share Image
I also remember that Snoop Dogg visited the set in New York, with a joint in his mouth that looked like a… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
Me like to smoke the bud but my eyes they get all red, my senses get dull and me forget what i… — DJ Quik Copy Share Image
If you ever saw All That Jazz [1979], Bob Fosse was kind of raised dancing in strip joints and the whole era… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
One of my first directives, after taking office, will be asking the Joint Chiefs of Staff and all relevant federal departments to… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
You want to have two guys making out in front of your 4-year-old? It's OK with them. A guy smoking a joint,… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
I think that all human systems require continuous renewal. They rigidify. They get stuff in the joints. They forget what they cared… — John W. Gardner Copy Share Image
Let firm, well hammer'd soles protect thy feet Through freezing snows, and rains, and soaking sleet; Should the big last extend the… — John Gay Copy Share Image
When I was a struggling actress in New York in my 20s I worked in a burger joint called Diane's Uptown. I… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
This is all very fine, but it won't do-Anatomy-botany-Nonsense! Sir, I know an old woman in Covent Garden, who understands botany better,… — Thomas Sydenham Copy Share Image
There is a great deal we never think of calling religion that is still fruit unto God, and garnered by Him in… — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton Copy Share Image
I'd take out a joint and light it. First, just faking it. Then I started lighting live joints, passing them around to… — Barbra Streisand Copy Share Image
The shops in High Street still have their metal grilles down, blank-eyed and sleeping. My name is scrawled across them all. I'm… — Jenny Downham Copy Share Image
Weight (too much or too little) is a by-product. Weight is what happens when you use food to flatten your life. Even… — Geneen Roth Copy Share Image
Some people's joints articulate in a manner that allows them to benefit greatly from squats; others may not benefit at all. If… — Dorian Yates Copy Share Image
A people among whom there is no habit of spontaneous action for a collective interest - who look habitually to their government… — John Stuart Mill Copy Share Image
Then there is another area of activity - economic interaction between Russia and the United States. Right now, for example, it has… — Vladimir Putin Copy Share Image