John [Mulaney] likes to say I'm like a district attorney with absolutely no jurisdiction whatsoever. — Nasim Pedrad Copy Share Image
With the first episode [of John Mulaney Show] I tell a story that happened to me accidentally chasing a woman down the… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
When I got divorced, the first people I called were Nick Kroll and John Mulaney and T. J. Miller - all the… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
When I started, I was very deliberate about making friends with people like John Mulaney who were really funny and wanted to… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
I definitely look like a toddler. I feel comfortable and I have a lot of fun out there [John Mulaney Show]. And… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
People have come up to me and been like, 'You ever get that you look like John Mulaney?' — Mike Faist Copy Share Image
There's [John Mulaney Show] jokes that I have in stand up that I wouldn't try to put in, I would try to… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I was just trying to blend the standup that I do almost with like the visual sketch stuff that I did on… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
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