Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Personally, I'd rather have pins stuck in my eyes than endure a conversation with John Kerry, but I'd love to hang with… — Andrew Sullivan Copy Share Image
President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Secretary [John] Kerry has called Civil War [in Syria] an unbelievably small war that we're going to get involved with. — Rand Paul Copy Share Image
In 2004, I joined my father, John Kerry, on the trail in his bid for the United States presidency. — Alexandra Kerry Copy Share Image
I do think John Kerry has tried awfully hard to work with Russia and others to have a lasting, significant cease-fire. — David Corn Copy Share Image
John Kerry gave the enemy for free what I and many of my comrades in North Vietnam in the prison camps took… — Paul Galanti Copy Share Image
You've got people who didn't serve with John Kerry saying they did serve with John Kerry in the boat. With George Bush,… — Mark Shields Copy Share Image
The big winner last night in New Hampshire - Senator John Kerry. He won 39 percent of the vote, which is pretty… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
John Kerry speaks French fluently. Democrats are saying he's one in a million. A war hero who speaks French, isn't it more… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
You see the pictures in the paper today of John Kerry windsurfing? He's at his home in Nantucket this week, doing his… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
You know, one thing John Kerry is right about is Trump's foreign policy is kind of incoherent but Joe Biden, his entire… — Jimmy Dore Copy Share Image
According to the recent polls, Bush has a slight lead over John Kerry. So today, Bush hung a banner over the White… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential candidate in history to raise $50 million in a three-month period. Actually, that's… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
We got an international coalition [against Iran], and we imposed that. It was slow, patient diplomacy, nothing at all particularly headline-worthy. But… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
John Kerry is going to have a rough tenure as secretary of state. But let's face it: whoever came after Hillary Clinton… — Richard Grenell Copy Share Image
Then I heard this young veteran on TV speaking about the war. It was John Kerry. He put everything I was feeling… — Max Cleland Copy Share Image
But it was very hard for people to separate me out from Hillary Clinton. All their ads were Hillary Clinton, John Kerry,… — Brad Carson Copy Share Image
The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
John Kerry is recovering nicely after having prostate surgery. But the doctors did tell him it would be several months before he… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
John Kerry and the other Democratic leaders are on the wrong side of history, as they were during the Reagan presidency. If… — Mark Levin Copy Share Image
I would a whole lot rather had Carly Fiorina over there doing our negotiation than John Kerry. Maybe we would've gotten a… — Rick Perry Copy Share Image
“I was lucky to receive it. Most rogue interns never get a second chance. And here it’s worth mentioning that I benefited… — David Litt Copy Share Image
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“Washington's all abstraction. It's about access to power and nothing else. I mean, I'm sure it's fun if you're living next door… — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Conservatives have to stop rolling their eyes every time they hear the word "France." Like just calling something French is… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“My family is a classic American-dream story. My great-grandparents fled Russia to avoid being murdered for their religion. Just two generations later,… — David Litt Copy Share Image
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“Since at least the year 2000 and the election of George Bush, Americans have shown themselves to be increasingly enamored with the… — J. Jack Halberstam Copy Share Image
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![“We got an international coalition [against Iran], and we imposed that. It was slow, patient diplomacy, nothing at all particularly headline-worthy. But then you got to the point where the negotiations - which I started and Secretary [John] Kerry completed - I think made the world safer.” quote by Hillary Clinton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f73/hillary-clinton-51_coalitions_we-got-an-international-coalition-agains_2256763.jpg)
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