I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
People who other people value get job offers, they get opportunities, and they get encouragement all because they are valued. — Andy Andrews Copy Share Image
Being a mother is the hardest job on earth. Women everywhere must declare it so. — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I'm off at least three or four days a week, so it's a perfect job, really. — James Denton Copy Share Image
I have the easiest job in the world! It's an excuse to get up there, goof around and have fun. — Diana DeGarmo Copy Share Image
This looks like a job for inadvisably applied magic if ever I saw one. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Why are congressmen called public servants? You never see servants that anxious to keep their jobs. — Robert Quillen Copy Share Image
Actors work for many reasons. Sometimes you do it because the material is good. Sometimes you do it because the paycheck is… — Michael Cudlitz Copy Share Image
I don't know how we could use it to improve the job that umpires do, ... The human element in sport has… — Bud Selig Copy Share Image
Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
My only job has been to say that you have to, try different things and let yourself become a different person, have… — Tavi Gevinson Copy Share Image
I got nothing against the honest cop on the beat. You just have them transferred someplace where they can't do you any… — Al Capone Copy Share Image
I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get… — Carlos Alazraqui Copy Share Image
It's very hard to step into a job when people are just dismissing you as a pretty face, and saying you got… — Julian McMahon Copy Share Image
I have to reign in my personality a little bit. Sometimes you want to go more colorful, but that's not my job… — David Giuntoli Copy Share Image
Those of us who have the privilege to serve this country have an obligation to do our job as best we can.… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
What I learned was to live in my heart and to do what will make my happy, and that was not selfishness.… — Bernie Siegel Copy Share Image
In community after community, there are unemployment rates among young African-Americans of 30 to 40 percent. Thirty to 40 percent! Kids have… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
I remember being in Japan when Destiny's Child put out 'Independent Women,' and women there were saying how proud they were to… — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
In those same 10 years, women are getting more and more of the graduate degrees, more and more of the undergraduate degrees,… — Sheryl Sandberg Copy Share Image
The Winner is always part of the answer. The Loser is always part of the problem. The Winner always has a program.… — Vince Lombardi Copy Share Image
I will be laying out in detail, what I think we need to do with our friends and allies in Europe and… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
This is the church's job. This is who we are as the body of Christ to reach out to people who are… — Alan Chambers Copy Share Image