To my husband, I'm not just a helicopter mom. I'm a drone-on-top-of-a-snowplow mom. To me, my husband is too casual and relaxed. Toddler time is not a Jimmy Buffett concert! — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
Every kid looks forward to buying their first JanSport backpack for school - you know my kids did! — Michelle Buteau Copy Share
Like so many couples, my husband and I had a hard time trying to conceive. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share
For me having kids now, it's important to live my truth. I want to be an example for them and I don't want to… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share
I'm constantly working on communication with my husband through therapy and patience. But to have a hard conversation with my friend, the confrontation -… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share
If something's going on with your kid, it doesn't necessarily mean it's your fault. They're their own person. Let's talk about it. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share
Look I love 'Friends,' but nobody had a Puerto Rican friend? Not one Puerto Rican friend? You live in Manhattan? No. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share
I'm a big fan of road rage. I do not mind fighting with a stranger. It's like, we got to get it out. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share
The worst question people can ask me is, 'How would I describe my brand of comedy?' I just go, 'Funny.' I like to let… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share
We feel like we have to do everything and we feel like we have to be good at everything and we feel like we… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share
It has been such a crazy journey to just even say I like myself without apologizing. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share
My uncle's the archbishop of Jamaica. It is a very Catholic family. There was no monkey business going on. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share
We have to let these - not just girls - but also boys know that it's OK to love your body and not feel… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share
