I love whenever they downgrade a hurricane to a tropical depression, because I always think of a tropical depression as how I… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
“The parrot eyed me cautiously, like he was forming a vague memory of unhappier times, before Jimmy Buffett and ganja. "Noisy bastard,"… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
To my husband, I'm not just a helicopter mom. I'm a drone-on-top-of-a-snowplow mom. To me, my husband is too casual and relaxed.… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
I see friends who are in different genres of music, and they say they're so burnt playing the same stuff every night.… — Kid Rock Copy Share Image
We could walk 3 minutes and be on the beach. I think the music kind of suffered because of it. It kind… — John Mellencamp Copy Share Image