Everyone wants to be liked. It's a basic human impulse for some of you, and that explains the turn-on-a-dime hypocrisy from people like Jim Carrey and Sean Penn. — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
It must be hard being Jim Carrey. His precipitous fall from comedic grace has climaxed in a sad thud as the once brilliant rubber-faced comic has transformed into an unfunny, thick human hemorrhoid. — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
We don't want to raise sheltered children. They should see different parts of the country, and they should experience things. — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
So I think we need to set up an 'American Ninja Warrior' obstacle course at the border and whoever can make it - you… — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
Beto is banking on his sacharrine positivity as the ultimate antidote to President Trump's honest saltiness. — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
It's really great when you can admonish a lawmaker, but at the same time, get them to talk about the process of making government… — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
I made myself a promise that every time I turned on the microphone, no matter what it was, I was going to say something… — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
I have nothing wrong with comics and writers poking fun at the President, as long as it's funny. When it's the same retread jokes… — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
With debt free college there is absolutely no incentive to rein in administrative costs when the government is foolishly pushing everyone to get a… — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
If you leave government life for greener private sector pastures, why on earth do you still need to peep into the nether reaches of… — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
All fraudulent elections should be condemned, including those in Turkey and Russia. And we need to be doubly mindful not to indulge amateur socialists… — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
What's cooler than pretending you hate money and giving away someone else's stuff under the guise of 'fairness?' You know what's cooler than that?… — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
