I cannot speak for Jesus, but I can quote his teachings, and he said, 'Love your neighbor as yourself'... How would he… — Haaz Sleiman Copy Share Image
If you could sit down with Jesus, you wouldn't need anybody else. He could answer all of your questions. Instead of Einstein… — Carol Alt Copy Share Image
Even if I believed there was a real Jesus, I wouldn't fall for that line of hogwash. The "Virgin" Mary should get… — Madalyn Murray O'Hair Copy Share Image
I like when people wear a WWJD bracelet, because it's like an example of the first thing Jesus wouldn't do, probably. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Annabelle was silent for a moment and then sighed, concluding with a shake of her head, 'Jesus wouldn't try to kidnap me.'"… — Ruth Apollonia Copy Share Image
