Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
[Jerry Brown] is California's way of celebrating the Year of the Child. — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
“Oh Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars. - Now, Voyager” — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
I was on the road with Jerry Lee Lewis when I was 15 - I can't imagine not doing it. That's what… — Leon Russell Copy Share Image
When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Not only do I sing to him, I sing entire conversations. You become Jerry Lewis. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
The loss of Jerry Garcia feels like the end of an era in the same way it felt when Elvis died and… — Lyle Lovett Copy Share Image
Bonkers is kind of a combination of Jerry Lewis and Harpo Marx, which is very strange because Harpo never spoke! — Jim Cummings Copy Share Image
In 1974, the modeling world changed. Jerry Ford and my lawyer negotiated the deal for the first exclusive contract in modeling history. — Lauren Hutton Copy Share Image
Some labeled Jerry Falwell an American version of the Ayatollah Khomeni. People for the American Way, a group organized to counter the… — Charles Colson Copy Share Image
In high school, I was always into Jerry Lee Lewis, and they decided they needed a piano player for the jazz band.… — Nellie McKay Copy Share Image
Dr. Kissinger was a former child. Jerry Ford was a former child. Even F.D.R. was a former child. I retired from the… — Shirley Temple Copy Share Image
I had pro offers from the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers, who were pretty hard up for linemen in those days.… — Gerald R. Ford Copy Share Image
I was never close to Jerry Falwell because he had his ministry, I had mine. And we came from different theological training… — Robert H. Schuller Copy Share Image
I can't deny that Jerry Springer supposedly beating us didn't affect me. There was a point where I felt like, Golly, you… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
I've never been one to take glee in anyone's demise, and when I saw Jerry Sandusky walk out in handcuffs, I did… — Don Lemon Copy Share Image
Lise: Paris has ways of making people forget. Jerry: Paris? No, not this city. It's too real and too beautiful. It never… — Leslie Caron Copy Share Image
The jam stuff doesn't appeal to me in general. My newfound love for the Dead came from Robert Hunter and Jerry Garcia's… — Colin Meloy Copy Share Image
But if you get a kick out of "The Jerry Springer Show," you're going to love it! The idea of hearing these… — Max von Essen Copy Share Image
Duane Allman didn't see himself as the bandleader .. he led by example, and you gained a lot of respect from Duane… — Richard Betts Copy Share Image
I always loved all kinds of music. I would watch musicals a lot as a kid, on TV, watch the Fred Astaire… — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
I have run large organizations, I know what it takes to create a healthy business climate, and I have more experience than… — Meg Whitman Copy Share Image
I was raised with 'Laurel and Hardy' and 'I Love Lucy' and Jerry Lewis, and I just loved it. And I had… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I couldn't do my show without spending 12 years on the streets of Humboldt Park. It made me a better interrogator. Still,… — Steve Wilkos Copy Share Image
I would imagine after the first recording session with Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller and Atlantic Records I began to realize that… — Ben E. King Copy Share Image
Jerry Falwell knows who caused the terrorist attack on America: the ACLU. "The ACLU's got to take a lot of blame for… — Wendy Kaminer Copy Share Image
“I did not think of myself as a violent man. But the more times we were attacked, the more lives we lost,… — Noah Galloway Copy Share Image
I don't like my wrestling or entertainment in general to be too clean or predictable for me as a fan. When I… — Dean Ambrose Copy Share Image
I am pleased as punch no longer to believe in a god who declares reason a sin, who will not choose many… — Ruth Hurmence Green Copy Share Image
I remember thinking as I was doing the jokes for the first time, "If I can hear that very clearly, I'm not… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
One of the reasons I'm lucky is to be around an owner like Jerry Jones. I'm not just saying it. The reality… — Tony Romo Copy Share Image