President Bush has delivered a new resolution to the U.N. saying that Saddam has failed to cooperate with U.N. resolutions, freeing us to get our war on. Don't mess with us France, or we'll send Jerry Lewis to Iraq as… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.' — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.' — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
George W. Bush even stopped in Pennsylvania to try his hand at the lotto and gave up when he could only think of the… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken.… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
With Iraq plunging into chaos and gas prices at record highs President Bush took time out this weekend for a ride on his bicycle,… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?' — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
President Bush has delivered a new resolution to the U.N. saying that Saddam has failed to cooperate with U.N. resolutions, freeing us to get… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
