Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks. — Jean Rhys Copy Share Image
I will never grow thick skin, so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Just chilling?” These jerks… they just hang around town hall nonchalantly. Who do they think they are?” — Steve the Noob Copy Share Image
There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary. — Mona Sutphen Copy Share Image
I am just like all the jerks and idiots you know. I am just a guy that watches sports all day. — Brian McKnight Copy Share Image
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. — H. Allen Smith Copy Share Image
~Why do guys have to be jerks… they must like cheating on their girlfriends or they just like to hurt their girlfriends… — She's_gone Copy Share Image
“Some are born jerks” she said, “some have jerkhood thrust upon them, and some mature into rich and vibrant jerks. You are… — Stephen Hunter Copy Share Image
“But, really, are there any guys out there who aren’t jerks? I don’t even know any grown-up men who aren’t jerks.” — Margaret Peterson Haddix Copy Share Image
Nevermind the Soft Cell shit, that's strictly for the twits. Nevermind the Men At Work, those tunes are for the jerks. — Red Hot Chili Peppers Copy Share Image
For one thing, Greenlight only hires nice people. By that, I don't mean that we avoid hiring jerks. I mean we actively… — David Einhorn Copy Share Image
“Felix just sat there, not smirking exactly - or not so as you could call him on it - but clearly happy… — Sarah Monette Copy Share Image
You wanna know whats stupid? Girls who never learn their lesson and kept falling for jerks every time and stereotyping us guys… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“[He] is the worst kind of asshole they make - the kind who is completely oblivious to how he sounds, the kind… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“That was the damnedest thing about these demonic collaborator types. Even though they didn't work out and practice, they still got to… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
You know why so many guys are jerks? They think it's the trend, They see all the nice, gentlemen guys get blown… — KM II Copy Share Image
“I’ve been dealing with jerks like you my entire life. You kept me silent for four years, but you’re not going to… — Melyssa Winchester Copy Share Image
For all them guys that think a girl will take you back just because you apologize for how bad you hurt her,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God gave you a brain. Do the best you can with it. And you don't have to be Einstein, but Einstein was… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
“If you don't want her to go, you should say it. Those jerks who can't say a word no matter how much… — CLAMP Copy Share Image
In life you'll meet a lot of jerks. If they hurt you, tell yourself that it's because they're stupid. That will help… — Marjane Satrapi Copy Share Image
To all the jerks and rejects that walked into my life just to spit on me and walk out: THANK YOU! You… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
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