Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried nailing Jell-O to a tree. — John Candy Copy Share Image
“Why was Simpson called "OJ" except in some kind of branding or headlinese that said, "Look, this guy is sweet, wholseome, and nourishing (and 'Orenthal' is just too fancy)? You can have him for breakfast." (And "Sweetness" and "Sweet" are… — David Thomson Copy Share Image
