Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I placed a jar in Tennessee, And round it was, upon a hill. It made the slovenly wilderness Surround that hill. — Wallace Stevens Copy Share Image
Drink your fill when the jar is first opened, and when it is nearly done, but be sparing when it is half-empty;… — Hesiod Copy Share Image
There are times when the mirth of others only saddens us, especially the mirth of children with high spirits, that jar on… — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton Copy Share Image
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pissing in jars, they had never been handed a fifteen-year-old Kotex product by the school nurse. But they trusted me and Paula,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it we die, lose… — Natalie Goldberg Copy Share Image
Garlic is divine. Few food items can taste so many distinct ways, handled correctly. Misuse of garlic is a crime...Please, treat your… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
It is quite common to hear high officials in Washington and elsewhere speak of changing the map of the Middle East, as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are pain and what cures pain, both. We are the sweet cold water and the jar that pours. I want to… — Rumi Copy Share Image
What we found was that of the people who stopped when there were 24 different flavors of jam out on display only… — Sheena Iyengar Copy Share Image
You take a handful of rocks and put them in a jar. Then once a week, you take one tiny pebble out… — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
I thought I'd go to a craft fair, and there would be a jar of jellybeans there - "Guess how many jellybeans… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
We are the mirror as well as the face in it. We are tasting the taste this minute of eternity. We are… — Rumi Copy Share Image
The spirit is so near that you can't see it! But reach for it... don't be a jar, full of water, whose… — Rumi Copy Share Image
In 1847 I gave an address at Newton, Mass., before a Teachers' Institute conducted by Horace Mann. My subject was grasshoppers. I… — Louis Agassiz Copy Share Image
For if Jack Buggit could escape from the pickle jar, if a bird with a broken neck could fly away, what else… — Annie Proulx Copy Share Image
We are the mirror, as well as the face in it. We are tasting the taste of eternity this minute. We are… — Rumi Copy Share Image
Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?' Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I think it’s because there's quite a few of us now but because we’re less frequent than American actors - because Hollywood… — Callan McAuliffe Copy Share Image
Stories are thick with meanings. You can fall in love with a story for what you think it says, but you can't… — Susan Fletcher Copy Share Image
When I was a little girl, I used to try and bring sunshine to my mother. I felt so bad that she… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Believe me, I know all about bottle acoustics. I spent much of the sixth century in an old sesame oil jar, corked… — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
We are all jars of clay, fragile and poor, yet we carry within us an immense treasure. — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert. — Iggy Pop Copy Share Image
Body and soul, like peevish man and wife, United jar, and yet are loth to part. — Edward Young Copy Share Image
Sometimes at drive-thrus I go into Winnie the Pooh and ask for a jar of honey. — Jim Cummings Copy Share Image
We can let the energy of love flow instead of placing it in a jar and leaving it aside. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
“I was able to preserve my integrity, in jars along with strawberries.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
