Had a dream that Paris Hilton shit on my face. That's it, no more Japanese porn before bed. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
Throughout whatever I do, I always just say "Director" first. I am directing the storylines and I'm creating what it is. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
The only time I ever think about making a Vine video is when I'm pooping. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I get it, okay? I shouldn't be doing this. I shouldn't be giving Jake Paul a platform. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
On YouTube, you know, if you say something, you know, that triggers somebody, it becomes a whole controversy, a whole thing - and all… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
Make the videos that you want to watch. Don't think about who is going to be upset or offended. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I was not really worried about what people thought of me or how offensive my jokes were. I was just kind of saying whatever… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
“To everyone who gets me, thank you. To everyone who doesn't, thank you too. You give me the motivation to keep succeeding just to… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
