I have a zillion bottles of hot sauce. I love Trader Joe's jalapeno. The whole right side of my fridge is filled… — Lisa Ling Copy Share Image
Up until college age I was using the typical little-boy dummy that sits on the knee and makes woodpecker jokes. My first… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
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Border agents have now been issued air guns that shoot pepper balls at people coming across the Mexican border. Have they thought… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled… — Jase Robertson Copy Share Image
When I think of my Latina side, I imagine family barbecues with carne asada, rice, beans, tortillas and a jalapeno on my… — Alicia Sixtos Copy Share Image
The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Asking an eight-year-old girl if something is a little over-the-top is like asking a Texan if there are too many jalapenos in… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Life is a rush into the unknown. You can duck down & hope nothing hits you, Or stand as tall as you… — Grey Owl Copy Share Image