How great a life is this? To get to knock guys' heads off for 60 minutes and not get thrown in jail? — Brian Urlacher Copy Share Image
I don't trust anyone that hasn't been to jail at least once in their life. — John Waters Copy Share Image
Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really sucks. — Ricky Martin Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I didn't go to jail for six months, then I know you could come to see me anytime you wanted… — Eddie Slovik Copy Share Image
A body like yours ought to be in jail, because it's on the verge of being obscene. — Prince Copy Share Image
And don't worry, if I get thrown in jail in Manila, Beyonce will just bail me out. Sold out night 2 in… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a jail u sit around and waste time write on walls and get poked by people u dont even… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was happy to be with my parents. I didn't see very much of them, so I was very happy when my… — Indira Gandhi Copy Share Image
Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
I needed a place to put the dogs. The prisoners ruined the jail, so I put the prisoners in the tents and… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
If you're white and you're rich in the USA, if you get busted for drugs, you get a good attorney, and you… — Rand Paul Copy Share Image
I hope that even if I go to jail, it will motivate more and more Hongkongers to commit to determine our future,… — Joshua Wong Copy Share Image
I mean there are a lot of people - maybe a lot, I know how many - who really thought that when… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
But Ash, I can't continue to want you from a distance. To love you and not have you. I'd end up in… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
I come from a state where four governors have gone to jail since I've been alive. Two of my last four predecessors… — Mike Quigley Copy Share Image
There is a fine line in the Third World between half a dozen customs officials waiting for you to offer them a… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
All of our punishment institutions, including jails, laws, church confessionals, and so forth, are systems of illusion. The order of the universe,… — Michio Kushi Copy Share Image
If I did see a white man who was willing to go to jail or throw himself in front of a car… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the… — Alfred Whitney Griswold Copy Share Image
But Annabeth just smiled and put us in jail. As she was heading back to the front line, she turned and winked.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
We live in a very low state of the world, and pay unwilling tribute to government founded on force. There is not,… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“With his release imminent, Knight seems more unsettled than ever. He scratches furiously at his knees. Jail, he's realized, might not be… — Michael Finkel Copy Share Image
As I've seen over and over again during my career, the best way to deter individual conduct is the threat of going… — Sally Yates Copy Share Image
Most people you'd tell "I'm gonna be a musician," they'd say, "you're crazy, you're gonna starve, you're gonna be poor, a drug… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
And if I don't be there by morning, she'll know that I must've spent the night in jail. — Eric Clapton Copy Share Image
Some statesmen go to Congress and some go to jail. It is the same thing, after all. — Eugene Field Copy Share Image
Unfortunately I've been to jail a couple times. Anytime I come in it's difficult to make music, write songs. — Gucci Mane Copy Share Image
We buried ourselves under the jail. Without shovels, and dirt under our nails. — Jean Grae Copy Share Image
“The human race is a life sentence...it's a rough confinement, and sometimes we all need to break out of jail.” — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
-I'm seventeen and he's 34 -OMG,I'm sure it's not legal! - Age is just a number - Yeah, and so is 911,… — Najwa Wahbi Copy Share Image
“Then the cop said, “Now, you guys could just start over. At least you’re not going to jail tonight.” — Russell Vann Copy Share Image
“I say haven’t we had enough of just tossing our children in jail? Make them do community service, I say!” — Jacquel Chrissy May Copy Share Image
If you have a drug problem, you should be sent to a doctor, not a jail cell. — Sam Branson Copy Share Image
In a way, a jail is a place where you can rest, read books and live with yourself. — Benazir Bhutto Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail. You sit around, waste time, have a profile pictures, write on walls, and get poked by guys you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm down for something I haven't done before, but that doesn't include visiting the inside of a jail cell, Fenn Aiden -… — Candace Knoebel Copy Share Image
My daddy was the type that if you asked him, "Dad, am I going to get off punishment soon?" - he would… — Dreezy Copy Share Image
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