The look of success, when it is worn a certain way, would infuriate a jackass. — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
Just because a jackass brays does not mean you have to pay attention. — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
Air ye deaf, lass?" I think. He might have called me a hairy jackass — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Dealing with jackasses on every front today. Good thing I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. (Charlie Sheen Reference)” — Greg Campbell Copy Share Image
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
All work and no play may make Jim a dull boy, but no work and all play makes Jim all kinds of… — William Randolph Hearst Copy Share Image
“No, I can't die because there are too many jackasses falling over themselves to take my place! I may live forever just… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Jessica: “You great drunken jackass!” Dain: “I did not give you leave to use my Christian name. — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!" "You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome, — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I always tell people, don't worry about the haters, you are not a jackass whisperer. You have to be enough. You have… — Jane Park Copy Share Image
In the land of bleating sheep and braying jackasses, one brave and honest man is bound to create a scandal. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
It didn’t make any more sense to me then than it does now, how life can pile troubles up on a man… — Caleb Carr Copy Share Image
Fascism rewarded jackasses in uniform. Democracy gives priviliges to those in sports' gear. In Italy, political regimes come to pass. The jackasses… — Indro Montanelli Copy Share Image
A good writer does not receive anywhere near the number of poison-pen letters that is commonly assumed. Among a hundred jackassesthere are… — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
Moi?” He put his hand over his heart and did his best wounded-innocent look. “You must be thinking of some other uncouth… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to… — Matthew Barney Copy Share Image
I was a jackass in many ways. I projected that cruelty towards others, that kid whose hand I was wringing. If I… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
To create one must be willing to be stone stupid, to sit upon a throne on top of a jackass and spill… — Clarissa Pinkola Estes Copy Share Image
On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
I have been called a curmudgeon, which my obsolescent dictionary defines as a 'surly, ill-mannered, bad-tempered fellow'. Nowadays, curmudgeon is likely to… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
The dividing line [between friends and acquaintances] is communication, I think. A friend is someone to whom you can say any jackass… — John D. MacDonald Copy Share Image
We like to pretend that our generous impulses come naturally. But the reality is we often become our kindest, most ethical selves… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
Muhammad was a jackass. People who believe in him are stupid. Let us call a spade as spade. These people must be… — Ali Sina Copy Share Image
I know of no American who starts from a higher level of aspiration than the journalist. . . . He plans to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It was only then I realized I didn't know the name of Elodin's class. I leafed through the ledger until I spotted… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
I have been called a curmudgeon, which my obsolescent dictionary defines as a "surly, illmannered, badtempered fellow." ... Nowadays, curmudgeon is likely… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
A jackass has that kind of strength, and puts it to a useful purpose, and is valuable to the world because he… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“These reasonings will furnish us with an adequate definition of a true critic: that he is a discoverer and collector of writers’… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
Take your patience pill ...You can be joyous, but you can't be a jackass. — Michael Nutter Copy Share Image
Because a jackass brays doesn't mean you have to take it to heart. — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
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