Trevor Baxendale

“Y’know, I kind of prefer it when the dead stay dead.’ ‘Pot. Kettle. Black,’ Owen said. ‘Yeah,’ agreed Jack with a shrug.…

— Trevor Baxendale

“Think there’s any more of them down there?’ asked Owen cautiously. He hung back, making sure his gun was still cocked. ‘I…

— Trevor Baxendale

“What the hell happened?’ Jack asked, grinning. ‘Slight accident in the marshland,’ Gwen said. ‘We wandered off the path at Greendown Moss.…

— Trevor Baxendale

“The policeman looked him up and down and Jack raised an eyebrow. ‘Want my phone number, constable?”

— Trevor Baxendale

“There’s a medical term for it, actually. It’s called Hugh Grantism. You spend so long faffing around trying to do the correct…

— Trevor Baxendale

“That’s bollocks,’ said Owen’s voice over the loudspeakers. ‘That a medical term?’ asked Jack. ‘It is when I use it.”

— Trevor Baxendale

“I hate the thought of someone never being missed,' said Ianto sadly. 'It's the ultimate humiliation, surely. So unimportant in life that…

— Trevor Baxendale

“Both men and women get the symptoms – but only the male of the species goes on to fertilise the spores and…

— Trevor Baxendale

“There was a clatter of footsteps on the flooring, and they looked up to see Owen approaching. He was trying to conceal…

— Trevor Baxendale

“Jack ran a hand through his hair and said, ‘What I need is more coffee. Ianto!’ ‘A man’s work is never done…

— Trevor Baxendale

“Almost a meal,’ said Gwen. ‘Which reminds me – I’m hungry. Anyone for pizza?’ ‘Already ordered,’ announced Ianto smoothly as he handed…

— Trevor Baxendale

“All right,’ Owen said. ‘Let’s have a closer look, then.’ He picked up a large scalpel from the instrument trolley at his…

— Trevor Baxendale

“I thought you said you wre bringing a dead body in for examination. Didn't you think to check he actually was dead…

— Trevor Baxendale

“The passenger door popped open, and Owen peered inside. ‘Going my way?’ he asked with more than a hint of sarcasm. The…

— Trevor Baxendale