“I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!" -America” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“This could vork... friends. Uh... ve don't have to kiss, do ve?" "Nope~ Unless you want to~" -Germany and Italy” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“Germany, Germany! I'm in North Africa right now and I can't tie my shoe laces!" -Italy” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“Germany, thanks for the water~ Now I can make pasta again~" -Italy” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!" -America” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“This weather man is predicting a 99% chance of shit storm and it's comin' right at ya!" -Romano to Germany” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“Ahahaha! Listen to me and my awesome hero voice, guys! China! I choose you!" -America” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“I mean seriously, I'm a virgin! What do you think they get virgin olive oil? The point is you do not want to shoot… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“If you're a soldier-- even if you're French-- you're supposed to try very hard to escape captivity!" -Germany” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“Ahhh-ahh! I'm so sorry! You were right! I am not the box of tomatoes fairies at all! It was all lies, lies, LIES! Please… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“Hello to you! I am the box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace! Let us be friends and play with each other!" (Italy)… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..." -Britain (he was hung-over)” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“Italy: It's been a while since I slept with you, Romano. Romano: Shut up! You should have at least two beds in your place!… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“So I captured Italy... but the only thing I hear from him is ze singing und ze laughing und vierd accents." -Germany” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“I wish Italy would stop being a crybaby. I wish he would kick his bad habit of wanting to eat pasta everywhere. I wish… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..." -Britain (he was hung-over), Hetalia: Axis Powers” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
“If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass!” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share
