When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Italy is like that big country, or no, Europe is that big country and then you have like Britain in there and… — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what shape it is, and its like a… — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont know what goes on in there. -Snooki — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never smiles. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or something. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts drama. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need a 2-thousand voltage. -Deena — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
